❥︎smelly vampire#0807

the best, hottest and coolest xingqiu main ever. they also have the most impeccable fashion sense EVER. (i'm smelly vampire lol)

❥︎smelly vampire#0807 's fit today is so amazing.

by xingqiu main<3 August 29, 2021

Erik Ghint aka Smelly

Drummer for NOFX, a sick band. Other members include Fat Mike(bassist and lead vocalist), El Hefe(guitar, trumpet on occasion, vocals on occasion), and Eric Melvin aka Melvin (sweet guitarist and sometimes vocals)

You are a deaf hermit who lives in a cave with fungus if you do not appreciate and worship NOFX

by SparkleyPony The Original November 8, 2004

Peruvian Smelly Balls Trick

An act of deception and great tactical nous. The victim, after having been stripped naked and rolled in butter, is stood infront of a very low beam, he then has a pair of very smelly, 3 week unwashed human testicles waved in his face. As said buttered naked victim reverses and bends to navigate under said low beam he unwittingly slots himself onto a ludicrously large freshly lubed dildo that has been stuck to the wall using a medievel glue like concotion of pigs semen and the matted hair from the crotch of a dead rabbit. As the victims buttocks hit the wall either side of the dildo and his eyes bulge wide in fear the perpetrator of this amusing parlour game waves his balls at the victim and shouts "Peruvian Smelly Balls Trick".

Please note due to recent legislation the use of rabbits hair is seen as being rather unsporting and frankly in bad taste.

With fear in his eyes the freshly buttered Steve recoiled away from the stench perpetrating forth from the rancid balls of Ali. As the dildo slipped betwixt his cavernous sphincter his eyes bulged, the corners of his mouth showed a glimpse of a smile and he sighed a deep groan of pleasure before the neanderthal Ali waved his balls dramatically and shreiked "Peruvian Smelly Balls Trick"!!!!!!!!!

by And then came the Flop September 13, 2007

fat smelly rat dog

A fat smelly rat dog is a small dog that’s fat, They are usually under 35 pounds and look like a rat. they also smell bad like really bad.

ewww your dog is such a fat smelly rat dog, it’s disgusting give he/r a shower! 🤮

by luna tuna September 21, 2020

big brown smelly poonalds

McDonalds. Defined due to the inevitable need to defacate within a short time of finishing a meal at the restaurant.

"As everything else was closed, I had to go to big brown smelly poonalds for dinner"

by Richard and Darrel Greaney January 18, 2004

smelly pirate hooker dandlebug

Good and Bad depends on who you are talking to. Means Bitch or baby.

BAD:Dont look at my butt, your sucha smelly pirate hooker dandlebug!

GOOD:You shouldnt hav given me this your so nice that your a smelly pirate hooker dandlebug!

by garrett198 February 12, 2007

big smelly little boy

A big big huge smelly little man who is a little smelly and is big and little

The big smelly little boy was eating mustard

by hdfjdfjfdjnfd February 15, 2022