The area adjacent to the friend zone where a guy has no chance because he is shorter than she is. This is worse than being in the friend zone because, unless you can still grow, you have no hope of moving out of the short zone. Guys in the short zone must resort to the nice guy role, the acquaintance role, or just set up their tall friends. Good luck to all of you in the short zone we feel for you.
Me: “Hey, who was that? Did you get things going with her?”
Friend: “No, she’s 6 feet. She short zoned me before I walked up.”
Friend: “No, she’s 6 feet. She short zoned me before I walked up.”
by Something Stupid September 27, 2014
Get the short zonemug. by LuckyGorgon April 7, 2019
Get the in my shortsmug. A word used to describe any pair of shorts that are above the bottom of the butt cheek. Shorts like these started popping up here and there around the early 2000's but are now getting more popular. Can be seen frequently in California, Georgia, Texas, Nevada, Florida, and Hawaii.
-"Really Short Shorts" on Google images
-"Really Short Shorts" on Google images
Guy: "Damn, dem kabuki shorts be hella tight on a bitch."
Girl 1 wearing kabuki shorts: "Gurl, we's be looken' like a hoochie in these kabuki shorts. But shit, we looken hella sexy!"
Friend 4: "Kabuki shorts at an outdoor party... And a nigga got nerve to tell me she ain't cold. Like really bitch."
Girl 1 wearing kabuki shorts: "Gurl, we's be looken' like a hoochie in these kabuki shorts. But shit, we looken hella sexy!"
Friend 4: "Kabuki shorts at an outdoor party... And a nigga got nerve to tell me she ain't cold. Like really bitch."
by RealSh*t December 25, 2013
Get the Kabuki shortsmug. n. A tourist who visits Northern California in the summer and thinks it’s going to be warm enough to wear shorts.
by Style_Foot August 27, 2013
Get the Short-istmug. 
When one party in a text-message conversation chooses to reply with extremely short, vague sentences in order to try and kill the conversation and end communication with the opposing texter.
An Example of Short-Texting:
Texter1: Hey omg so you totally looked really hot today at the mall hahaha
Texter2: Ya.
Texter1: Omg so anyways do you like the band coldplay?
Texter2: No.
Texter1: Oh okay thats okay so whats up?
Texter2: Nothing.
Texter1:...
Texter1 has just been Short-Texted.
Texter1: Hey omg so you totally looked really hot today at the mall hahaha
Texter2: Ya.
Texter1: Omg so anyways do you like the band coldplay?
Texter2: No.
Texter1: Oh okay thats okay so whats up?
Texter2: Nothing.
Texter1:...
Texter1 has just been Short-Texted.
by MrGuyMan11 July 7, 2009
Get the Short-Textingmug. People under 6 foot ain’t short but they are just a bunch of fat hairy faggots that are jealous of people over 6 foot so they try show off and just look like complete utter wankers. Their should be a stomp on people under 6 foot day.
Short people always end up on my shoe this is how people I know behave when that happens ewwwwwwwww get of my shoe you little short cunt bang bang.
by Kill all uncircumcised ppl December 17, 2021
Get the Short peoplemug.