Short bus

Noun

Buses for special educated kids.
They usually for handicap student. If your in the US

Some school use these buses cuz they do have enough money for the bigger buses.
In other countries they just use it for other reasons.

I loved short buses a very long time ago.

by Phibun August 11, 2020

lock short

A very small portion of a cigarette, by and large one drag left. Trying to get a deuce out of it is hazardous to your lips.

Kid 1: Yo I asked him to save me some of his cigarette in the bathroom, and he ends up giving me a Lock short.
Kid 2: That's fucked.
Kid 1: My lips sizzled the fuck off!!

by evry1else December 26, 2008

Short up

A way of saying shut up

SHORT UP!

by Dewyy September 11, 2022

Short-ist

n. A tourist who visits Northern California in the summer and thinks it’s going to be warm enough to wear shorts.

Whatever you do don't visit Fisherman's Wharf. It's full of Short-ists.

by Style_Foot August 27, 2013

Kabuki shorts

A word used to describe any pair of shorts that are above the bottom of the butt cheek. Shorts like these started popping up here and there around the early 2000's but are now getting more popular. Can be seen frequently in California, Georgia, Texas, Nevada, Florida, and Hawaii.

-"Really Short Shorts" on Google images

Guy: "Damn, dem kabuki shorts be hella tight on a bitch."

Girl 1 wearing kabuki shorts: "Gurl, we's be looken' like a hoochie in these kabuki shorts. But shit, we looken hella sexy!"

Friend 4: "Kabuki shorts at an outdoor party... And a nigga got nerve to tell me she ain't cold. Like really bitch."

by RealSh*t December 25, 2013

Short-Texting

When one party in a text-message conversation chooses to reply with extremely short, vague sentences in order to try and kill the conversation and end communication with the opposing texter.

An Example of Short-Texting:

Texter1: Hey omg so you totally looked really hot today at the mall hahaha

Texter2: Ya.

Texter1: Omg so anyways do you like the band coldplay?

Texter2: No.

Texter1: Oh okay thats okay so whats up?

Texter2: Nothing.

Texter1:...

Texter1 has just been Short-Texted.

by MrGuyMan11 July 7, 2009

Short people

People under 6 foot ain’t short but they are just a bunch of fat hairy faggots that are jealous of people over 6 foot so they try show off and just look like complete utter wankers. Their should be a stomp on people under 6 foot day.

Short people always end up on my shoe this is how people I know behave when that happens ewwwwwwwww get of my shoe you little short cunt bang bang.

by Kill all uncircumcised ppl December 17, 2021