A smart,ruthless,successful and ballsy Cocaine Importer based in Miami Florida during the late nineteen seventies and ninety eighties. He used many people to help his operation and didn't take shit from anyone except his girlfriend Toni Moon. He was busted only because another cocaine importer he teamed up with got busted (Max Mermelstein.)
Jon Roberts:The government hired me to bring guns into Nicuragua to help the freedom fighters. Idecided that it would be risky to bring cocaine on their air-crafts.
Everyone he tells this to: Nuh-uh you're full of shit.
Jon Roberts: *pulls up old news paper article and baffles person/people*
Everyone he tells this to: Nuh-uh you're full of shit.
Jon Roberts: *pulls up old news paper article and baffles person/people*
by Fascinated Spirit March 20, 2013
Get the Jon Robertsmug. a french teacher from cameroon who does not know how to teach french.
he has a bird clock and likes to ask students to help fix his technology
he speaks very little English and only speaks to Hispanic people in Spanish
he has a bird clock and likes to ask students to help fix his technology
he speaks very little English and only speaks to Hispanic people in Spanish
by scott travis November 5, 2020
Get the robert chapmanmug. a beautiful. smart. amazing girl that id love to date. shes sweet loving. and to die for. and if i could id have her to myself and never let her go. shes always going to be in my heart and my best friend even if things dont become how we want it to be.
by abcdefghijklmnopz March 28, 2009
Get the kristin robertsmug. NHL Hockey Player with the Pittsburgh Penguins, at 42 years old he is the most conditioned and tough player ever.. See badass for more information. Will drop the gloves and kick the shit out of anyone at will. You have been warned.
Gary Roberts hit that guy into the boards so hard, he got every girl in the first three rows pregnant!
There are only three horsemen of the apocalypse because Gary Roberts will skate.
They once made a Gary Roberts toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
There are only three horsemen of the apocalypse because Gary Roberts will skate.
They once made a Gary Roberts toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
by McLovin' April 12, 2008
Get the GARY ROBERTSmug. Robert Clack is a well rated school in the Borough of Barking and Dagenham, named after the Dagenham mayor of the same name.
by CCRobertClack December 11, 2019
Get the Robert Clackmug. The most perfect man alive. He's sweet, caring, gentle, and nice. He's absolutely charming and can sweep you off your feet in minutes. He's fun to talk to and loves unconditionally. Usually tall with brown hair. Also can be a really big nerd.
by Darth mauls big toe December 17, 2013
Get the robert maymug. 5’9 boy with no bitches😪
by GlizzyMasta January 16, 2022
Get the kit robertsmug.