double blumpkin

Similar to an ordinary blumpkin but in this case the girl A.C. Slater's the toilet and blows the guy as he upper decks the toilet.

Chad and his girlfriend had to shit at the same time, so to kill two birds with one stone she gave him a double blumpkin in her parents bathroom.

by D-Zell June 23, 2011

Double Suzukis

1. A sexual act exclusively involving people of Asian ethnicity in which Participant A violently pleasures Participants B and C concurrently, using a combination of both manual and oral stimulation. Participant A is usually in the seated or kneeling position while Participants B and C are standing. Participant A is commonly referred to as "The Last Samurai"

A variant of the "reverse ski poles"

2. A fantasy baseball strategy usually reserved for the cunning (or desperate) in which one team drafts both Ichiro Suzuki and Kurt Suzuki in the same fantasy baseball draft.

Brian drowned in both shame and seminal fluid after doling out Double Suzukis to Chang and Daiki.

by DickMoxie July 21, 2011

Double Puddle

Crying and masturbating at the same time.

You know you've hit rock bottom when you make a Double Puddle every night.

by MuKKaZ November 23, 2007

Double-wrapper

A woman who's renowned sexual promiscuity instills in a man the need to "double wrap" his penis in two condoms in order to prevent the transmission of likely venereal diseases festering in the woman in question.

Guy One: Dude, you gonna hit that?

Guy Two: Yeah, but she's clearly a double-wrapper. Good thing I have plenty of condoms with me.

by Swanky Super Stud August 13, 2008

double tasking

when you are doing two things at one time.

I am reading and cooking at the same time. Basically I am double tasking.

by beaksalicious101 August 18, 2014

Double A Tard

One who either is a Big Book Nazi and preaches the book and has no life out side of AA. Or someone who isn't there for the meetings, there only there because no one else will be friends with them and now we have to put up with there shit.
Also some one who should go to other meetings maybe BB instead of AA (What's BB? ......It's not AA)

Ugggh Jesus you stupid Double A Tard, cant you just leave and go to one of those other meetings?

by Craphead1966 March 28, 2011

double blade

Filipino slang for a man who is bisexual

The way he walks and talks I am sure he is a double blade.

by Dosvy May 10, 2009