Charity Work

when a chick bones a guy out of sympathy
The only reason I've had sex is because of mary rotten-crotch's charity work
by Hank the Tank August 13, 2003
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work wife

a person of the opposite sex with whom you spend most of your work day.
Oh yeah, Maria, she's my work wife. All we do is argue all day and then I have to make up for it by buying her chocolate at the grocery store.
by Pleasure April 27, 2006
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work aversion

The state of being turned off by working or being employed.

People with work aversion (or aversion to work) generally try to get by on as little effort as possible or avoid work altogether, or if employed, put a minimal effort into the work.

Those with work aversion in need of money often turn to drastic measures to try to get money, such as looking for effortless income or easy money, exhausting their savings and credit, getting into debt, begging, or even worse, unethical or illegal activity.

People with work aversion are not necessarily lazy and do not always lack a work ethic in their heart, but simply have a psychological difficulty in working.
My son has work aversion; he cannot push himself to go out and get a job.
by Bed time April 28, 2010
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Work Order

A paper or electronic request for service. An easy way to make someone else do a task that another person ether can’t do or is not willing to do themselves. A way to proclaim a individual’s false superiority over an intelligent individual without actually meeting with that individual. A professional manner in which to fix something an individual has broken by proxy. A dark stain on an otherwise bright day.
"If it was not for this Work Order I would not have the chance to serve those who could afford a better education than myself"
by kool420deathstar January 25, 2005
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Work Mummy

That girl in the office that makes it her god-given duty to make sure all her co-workers are happy, healthy, fed properly and get a hug when they need it.
Guy 1: Hay, where'd you get that toast?
Guy 2: Work Mummy found out I skipped breakfast and lunch, so she made it for me and dropped it off at the cubicle.
by J-Cutter November 11, 2009
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Working Man

A man who pretends to be overencumbered by under 20 hours of work per week which results in being unable to participate in social nor household activitys. regularly used by people in their 20s toward their parents as an excuse to get out of household chores.
Ashley's Mother: "Why can't you help me clean the house Ashley?
Ashley: "Because I'm a working man!"
by TheIgLol June 20, 2023
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Work cuck

A person who is so cucked by his employer that his own family and friends think he disappeared.
My friend Ian is a work cuck.
Ian’s girlfriend left him because his boss fists his work cuck ass daily and he does nothing about it.
by Robiwan February 10, 2022
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