Dirty Three

A Dirty Three is a term used to describe the action of vomiting, defecating and urinating oneself.

This may occur for a many number of reasons, and can be an inconvenience.

'Mate, I'm not gonna' lie, I totally did a dirty-threer in The Black Swan toilets last night.'

OR

'Uh oh, I feel a dirty three coming on...'

by Malinator December 29, 2016

Number Three

That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

I gotta go, Take a Number Three
That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

by Biggie JT October 1, 2022

Violin three

The worst creation of humanity.

Person: What part do you play in the orchestra?
Other person: I play violin three.
Person: *screams* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!

by baxter from arthur April 4, 2019

Three's / Trays

This term is used when sharing a cigarette with a friend, In which the first party takes 3 drags then passes it to the 2nd party.

When more than 2 people are sharring a cigerette it is refered to as:
Ultra trays, ultra 3's, or just Ultra's

Hey Jake, Will you go Three's / Trays with me?

Dave: Hey Tim will you go trays with me?

Tim: Im allready going trays with Steve but we can go Ultras.

by wypij April 17, 2010

Three Gag

When you hold a woman's mouth on your dick until she gags three times

Last night Brandon told me he tried the three Gag on a whale and it felt amazing

by NaughtyDictionary December 14, 2017

three legger

Guys with a kind, sincere approach towards your girlfriend who always seem to or try to hang out around / with your girlfriend. Your girl thinks they're good friends and gets along well with them but you know for fact that all they want is to be there to take the opportunity and move in on her with their good friend 'disguise' in case you and your girl ever went sour.

Your friend: Hey man, who all is coming to your girl B-day party?
You: I don't really care, as long as Mike doesn't show up.
Your friend: Oh that three legger, huh? Is he still trying man?
You: Unfortunately yes. I tried to tell her about what he's really upto but she goes on and on about that friend bull.
Your friend: Sorry to hear that man.

by Karma1 June 18, 2009

Jazz and three

An expression used for a multitude of different feelings in differing situations. Most commonly used for a negative feeling, but is known to change.
Originally from 'Lazy and tired' on predictive mobile setting, if the words are not changed it will come out as 'Jazz and three'.

Person one: Are you ready for this?
Person two: No mate, sorry I'm all Jazz and three.

or

Person one: Hell no! I'm Jazz and threeing!

by Cubfuggerly February 23, 2007