jens

a person who has an extraordinarily large penis and very fucking ripped

wow, he’s so muscular
ah, must be jens.

by notjens69 April 2, 2021

jens-jakob

Jens-Jakob is the absolute essence of the homosexual population. Where ever he goes, he shall cream every homoerotic person in sight. However, this is not Jens-Jakob's fault. He simply just looks too gay for people to comprehend, so their natural instinct naturally is to ejaculate. He is also a master in the art of drawing dicks, which he attends to every day after breakfast.

Some people call him a madman.

"Oi! I think I just creamed my bloody pants!"
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."

by yallahhanees May 14, 2019

Jen

Usually really kind when you first meet her. She is friendly to everybody she meets, but don’t let that fool you. The more you get to know her, the more likely you are to want to hurt her. A Jen can be pretty impatient and will not wait for you if you piss her off. She will most likely just say adios and move on with her day. Beware her, because her looks will captivate you no matter how much you resist. Once in a blue moon she can be nice, but is most of the time incredibly emotional, and if not that, angry. A Jen will most likely try to be nicer to you if you have a lot to offer, otherwise, you’re done for.

Friend 1:Look how much she’s smiling over that that worker, she seems so friendly! Is she a Claire?

Friend 2: no! That’s Obviously a Jen, can’t you tell how fake her laughter is? I bet it’s full of deceitful thoughts, and disgust just behind a mask!

Friend 1: gosh, I’ll have to be careful around Jens then!

by helolooo May 12, 2020

Jens

The sexiest guy with the biggest penis you will ever know, he might have a bad haircut from time to time

YO! your dick is massive! is your name Jens?
Damn you're hot! are you Jens?

by Zacklas March 4, 2022

Jen Sam

Most handsome person
Car lover
Toyota Lover

Jen Sam drives a Toyota

by Kionj June 28, 2023

Jens

Jens likes rawbuttfucking dead cats and dogs

That guy is rawbuttfucking a dead dog, he must be a Jens.

by bigboy34332 June 1, 2023

Jens

An alfa male who likes to jump of high walls. He does that to show dominance. Everyday, he shits himself at least 3 times. That is because he wants to show he is the alfa

Oh no, you just pulled a Jens. Clean it up!

by Sexyneutje November 22, 2021