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wild cucummer

When a dick gets hard in the precence of vegetables
Dang that’s one wild cucummer
by Dude Red May 24, 2019
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urban wild

Modern day society. Despite us believing our world to be a controlled and civilized, the urban wild is the real reality.

Anything can happen out there in the urban wilderness. Common wildlife such as entitled pricks, senile seniors, random f*ckboys, beta males, lunks, gang bangers and a whole slew of other wild animals can be found randomly at any given time.
Urban wilds are dangerous, and it's recommended that you remain alert around wildlife as they some can become extremely hostile for no reason other than a parking spot, or road rage.
The entitled baby boomers are known for their strange call "hit me and I'll sue!" while the gang bangers are a more dangerous threat that all too often jostle their prey with strikes to the head and neck.
Steer clear of the urban wild at night, as predators tend to come out to hunt for prey they can take money, organs or whatever horrors they can think of for their amusement.

It's funny we call our society predictable, but we can't predict what the guy next to us is gonna do in the next 5 minutes. This is why it's called the urban wild.
The Urban wild is a Jungle out there!

Never travel in the urban wilds without a weapon or a friend, or both.
by BigPeterLilNuts May 20, 2019
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shock wild

The state of being in a frenzy of constantly offending people with outrageous jokes of high shock value
Critics of the 2013 Oscars complained that Seth MacFarlane went shock wild with his perceived misogynistic and racist jokes, oblivious to the fact that it was amateur hour compared to his usual material.
by JohnnyLurg March 7, 2013
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wild rabbits

They checked into the Motel 6 and fucked like a couple of wild rabbits.
by meowmyx August 21, 2017
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The wild emo

Usually a hardcore emo who when scared their hair grows and swaddles them for comfort eats raw meat at lunch
Alex : we have to be quite don't want to scare the wild emo
by Kohnnie_is_real November 23, 2015
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Wild Witch

A black and red Roblox UGC Stetson hat known for its exclusivity among UGC collectors. It has a Catalog ID of 12117118458, and was released by the group "Kings".
Guy 1: "how do i get the wild witch dag nabbit"

Guy 2: "pay jer 507,495,000 dollars for it"

Guy 1: "Fuck this Shit"
by p97 August 26, 2023
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Wild and crazy

"Wild and crazy" is used when simply saying "wild" or "crazy" to describe a person or situation doesn't fully describe the huge degree to which that person or situation is "off the rails" , uncontrolled or manically wacko. Could have a positive or negative connotation.

Someone who is saying and doing random or extreme things could be said to be wild and crazy. Or if you had an awesome night partying with all sorts of different exciting things happening that could be said to have been a wild and crazy night out, to use it in a positive meaning.
"That party last night was wild and crazy! Omg the strippers just kept coming through the door. It was like every woman in the room needed her turn on the dance pole."

"Bro, did you see Steve at the meeting this morning? That fool be acting wild and crazy today, ya mean. Wtf was he talking about it sounded like f%#$&*@ gibberish. I think he's on meth."
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