Sharing it's name with a 1990's tennis racquet, the Wide Faced Wilsonis a specific maneuver that requires a man, while receiving a blowjob, to also place his scrotum in the mouth of the said "blower". It is important to note that the scrotum is NOT REPLACING the penis inside the mouthTeabagging, but rather it is inserted additionally. This typically results in the "blower's" cheeks, jaw and lower face in general, to appear full and wide.
My new girlfriend's face looked like that of a chipmunk when she let me give her a Wide Faced Wilson the other night!
by LonnieListache April 18, 2018
Get the Wide Faced Wilsonmug. by nolifejim March 16, 2021
Get the its hard to hide, when your widemug. The Clyde refers to a river in south Scotland that flows northwest.
The term ‘as wide as the Clyde’ likely denotes the length or size of the object or idea referred to (i.e. it can refer to figurative or actual lengths and distances).
The term ‘as wide as the Clyde’ likely denotes the length or size of the object or idea referred to (i.e. it can refer to figurative or actual lengths and distances).
Alison Thewliss (SNP frontbencher)
...the NAO report blows a hole ‘as wide as the Clyde’ through everything the Tories have been saying on Universal Credit.
...the NAO report blows a hole ‘as wide as the Clyde’ through everything the Tories have been saying on Universal Credit.
by Irtiza July 5, 2018
Get the As wide as the Clydemug. by Taco Pocket September 19, 2018
Get the Wide Bodymug. by Wide Cakes January 20, 2021
Get the Widemug. by trollgamer2003 September 14, 2020
Get the 10 kilometers widemug. A trashy woman who opens her legs for anyone, especially married men who she works with, with no care for the family she helps destroy.
by ACL.15 June 19, 2025
Get the Wide-Legged Skankmug.