Guy 1: "Wow, I heard Henry Sick just got dumped."
Guy 2: "Yeah, his girlfriend was tired of his teenie-weenie. She told me if it was any smaller it'd be a clit."
Guy 1: "Yeah, I always pegged him for having a cock that would make a baby-carrot look like a blimp."
Guy 2: "Me too, I felt really bad for her so naturally I let her slurp my cock-monster as a condolence."
Guy 2: "Yeah, his girlfriend was tired of his teenie-weenie. She told me if it was any smaller it'd be a clit."
Guy 1: "Yeah, I always pegged him for having a cock that would make a baby-carrot look like a blimp."
Guy 2: "Me too, I felt really bad for her so naturally I let her slurp my cock-monster as a condolence."
by JAManCode October 2, 2010
Get the teenie-weenie mug.an overly compliant or conformist individual, esp. male., who displays a willingness to accept humliating tasks in order to gain acceptance by his peers, without being able to see the hidden agenda of said peers. See also Weiner Cleaner.
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a poor kid's hotdog. a cold weenie from the fridge placed in a plain slice of white bread and eaten as fast as you can.
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Get the Weewie mug.when a male inserts his penis into a females anus and gets and very noticeable surprise that is very unwanted.
by jake the joker April 20, 2014
Get the weenie the poo mug.a weekend away probably in a hotel with someone and you just spend all weekend having sex and slobbing out
"what u doin this weekend"
"i'm off for a mucky weekend with Sally down road, don't tell her husband"
"i'm off for a mucky weekend with Sally down road, don't tell her husband"
by Adie1988 July 4, 2009
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"Jamie is such a live-for-the-weekend"
"You going out this weekend Jim?"
"Aye, sure am jock, im a live-for-the-weekend"
"You going out this weekend Jim?"
"Aye, sure am jock, im a live-for-the-weekend"
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