Turtle Waxing

Turtle Waxing is when a male gets close to ejaculating during sexual activities, lays his partner flat on a surface (bed,table,couch....) so that the partner is facing upwards towards him while he hovers over the partner and ejaculates onto the partner's stomach which he then rubs the fluid around on the chest area giving the partner's chest a glossy turtle wax look to it.

Man 1: Dude, guess what I did to my girlfirend last night.

Man 2: What did u do to her?

Man 1: I was Turtle Waxing her all night long!

Man 2: I wish my girlfriend would let me do that.

by Gangstermac January 13, 2014

waxing the dolphin

this is when you just finished porking your bitch and can't find a hand towel to dry off. She has to use her hand stroking up and down until dry.

Bitch, I aint gettin out of bed, wax my dolphin!

by DDA October 7, 2003

wax

verb, meaning to pass gas.

"Man, I've got to wax one!", or "Who waxed that one?"

by Matt Van Dyke May 17, 2006

Wax Dolls

Commonly known as a reference to male genitalia. Or, more simply put, balls.

That guys wax dolls are HUGE!!

by I love clowns September 25, 2008

blazilion wax

When multiple women get together and remove unwanted private area hair by lighting each others farts.

"Hold on, let me get my legs up behind my head. Ok, got the lighter ready?....1...2..3..GO!!! <bbbbrrrraaaaaaaaapppp.....WHOOOOSH....ssssssssss> teeheehee...wheeeewwww...stinky...but smooth as a baby's bottom. Thanks sweetey, blazilion waxes are the best!"

by -Brandee- December 4, 2009

Waxing Poon

Deriving from "Waxed Poon" or freshly hairless vagina; a Waxing Poon is the active noun. A freshly hairless vagina calls to man like a beacon in the darkness. Once a man is caught in its grasp, he is stunned for at least 1 full second. The more friends are around the longer they as a group, are stunned.

1. "No-man can resist a Waxing Poon"
2. "Chang'e uses Waxing Poon to stun her enemies"

by GamerGrammer November 13, 2013

Horse wax

When you bite a girls pubes and yank them out with your teeth.

Oh yea mate I totally did the horse wax on her, she was like the fucking jungle down there.

by Haymuncher69 May 21, 2018