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Wanking Impaired

Not being able to wank
Jarra - I cant wank no more!! :o

Keira - Your so wanking impaired
by somerandompedo123456789 May 23, 2011
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Watering the Moustache

The act of describing a runny nose after swimming all day long.
Dude, are you still watering the moustache!
by bbergonio June 20, 2011
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wanking nostalgic

the act of reminiscing about a bygone era or way of doing things in a manner that elevates oneself and one's experiences, while denigrating those who take an active part in modern events/trends/etcetera
When older generations call younger generations "lazy", "narcissistic", "entitled", and "disrespectful", while insisting that THEY were never that way when they were young, they're doing little more than wanking nostalgic.

"Everything was so much better when I was young. Kids these days are ruining the world/subculture I grew up in."
"Quit wanking nostalgic. Things were plenty fucked-up back then, too, and you know it."

"Back in my day . . ."
"Ignore Grandpa. He's just wanking nostalgic again."
by bellevoix April 11, 2014
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wankingpuff

1. What Donald Trump is.

2. Someone who is acting stupid/idiotic/ignorant/mean/etc.

3. A person who can't get a girlfriend/boyfriend and masturbates instead.
Person 1: "John is being such a wankingpuff today."
Person 2: "I know right, I asked him to do one thing for the group project and he didn't do it."

Another example
Person 1: "That nigga's such a wankingpuff!"
Person 2: "That's Donald Trump..."
Person 1: "I know lmao"
Person 2: "lmao"
by CovertGaming September 3, 2016
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Watering My Monkey

An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.
"Hey Elizabeth, can you hang out tonight" "No, sorry, I'm watering my monkey tonight"
by thndrchunky December 1, 2016
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Wankerishness

To display signs that may lead people to believe your a wanker
Keep a eye on Steve he shows signs of wankerishness maybe he isn't ok as first thought he may well be a total wanker
by Jack Mehoff jizz mater general February 20, 2017
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Wanking Island

A wanking island (wan-king Ile-land) is a place that a complete moron should be sent to or is already on for his stupidity.
I wish Donald Trump would just be quiet on his own little wanking island.
by "Cunting Fuckpump" June 4, 2017
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