crab toe writing

A term used by Jamaicans to describe terrible hand writing.

"you and your crab toe writing a one in di same.........crawny"

by Lanny12 January 28, 2019

automatic writing

1. a form of writing, often employed by surrealist poets, done by thinking as little as possible about what one is writing so that the thoughts from the id, unhindered by the ego, may come through.
2. a form of writing done in a similar manner, with a complete lack of any thought on the writer's part, employed by spiritualists who wish to "channel in" the thoughts of spirits or other entities from different planes of existence.
3. a form of writing done in the above manner by mental patients who are instructed to do so, so that their inner thoughts may be examined by psychological authorities

Automatic Writing is often easier to do while half asleep.

by IntestinePoet February 2, 2006

i want alot of people to see this so im writing insane tags

When you want attention but don't know how to get so you go to a dictionary site as a last resort and try.

I'm totally i want alot of people to see this so im writing insane tags right now so people will laugh.

by miniwill455 March 7, 2016

Wailing

Derived from the trend of planking, bating, and owling. Originated in Chicago, IL; it involves the opening of ones mouth, a surprised facial expression, and the deliverance of a guttural utterance while standing perfectly still. The sound that is made resembles that of a vocally challenged person moaning aggressively with a closed throat.

Bob: "Hey Jim, what are you doing?"

Jim: "Well, I'm just about to go to the store to get some milk and *wailing* AHHHHUUUUGHHHHAHHHHH!"

by TheJanitorialBatman April 30, 2012

Writing

A punishment assigned to students.

Teacher talking... *Class doesn't listen*
Teacher: Since you won't listen I want some sort of writing assignment turned in by the end of the week.
Students: NOOOOO! PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!

by Pickled Eggs October 22, 2009

butt wafting

The rediculous notion that when spooning the little spoons butt odor shoots up through the covers right into the nostrils of the big spoon.

Ewwww tyler i am catching a nasty butt wafting effect.

by TR+EW=Buttwaft(apparently) February 25, 2008

Typer's writing syndrome

When you type so often that you begin to write out common typos that would occur when typing, such as switching a "t" for an "r" (because t and r are next to each other on the keyboard).

I was writing my essay by hand because my computer was broken when I wrote the word "proffesot" instead of professor. It was a classic example of my typer's writing syndrome.

by Chad Bueller February 2, 2009