Waxing the Franana

When a person named Wesley gets really horny he turns into a Franana and spanks the monkey for several hours on the toilet in his downstairs halfbathroom.

Me- "Hey where is Wesley?"

Mason- "He saw a hot chick at the mall and went for a Waxing the Franana session at home."

Me- "sigh"

by Crazycajun December 5, 2013

waxing the dolphin

this is when you just finished porking your bitch and can't find a hand towel to dry off. She has to use her hand stroking up and down until dry.

Bitch, I aint gettin out of bed, wax my dolphin!

by DDA October 7, 2003

wax

verb, meaning to pass gas.

"Man, I've got to wax one!", or "Who waxed that one?"

by Matt Van Dyke May 17, 2006

blazilion wax

When multiple women get together and remove unwanted private area hair by lighting each others farts.

"Hold on, let me get my legs up behind my head. Ok, got the lighter ready?....1...2..3..GO!!! <bbbbrrrraaaaaaaaapppp.....WHOOOOSH....ssssssssss> teeheehee...wheeeewwww...stinky...but smooth as a baby's bottom. Thanks sweetey, blazilion waxes are the best!"

by -Brandee- December 4, 2009

Wax Dolls

Commonly known as a reference to male genitalia. Or, more simply put, balls.

That guys wax dolls are HUGE!!

by I love clowns September 25, 2008

Waxing Poon

Deriving from "Waxed Poon" or freshly hairless vagina; a Waxing Poon is the active noun. A freshly hairless vagina calls to man like a beacon in the darkness. Once a man is caught in its grasp, he is stunned for at least 1 full second. The more friends are around the longer they as a group, are stunned.

1. "No-man can resist a Waxing Poon"
2. "Chang'e uses Waxing Poon to stun her enemies"

by GamerGrammer November 13, 2013

Horse wax

When you bite a girls pubes and yank them out with your teeth.

Oh yea mate I totally did the horse wax on her, she was like the fucking jungle down there.

by Haymuncher69 May 21, 2018