The feeling of lethargy and simultaneous content and warmth you get from eating a big bowl of warm soup- especially exaggerated on a cold day. Sorta like what happens to most folks on Thanksgiving, only warm soup belly can happen all year long.
"Gee, I'd love to go sledding with you guys, but that bowl of chowder I ate has given me a case of warm soup belly. I think I'm just gonna sit here and veg."
"I got that warm soup belly and now I'm ready for a nap."
"I got that warm soup belly and now I'm ready for a nap."
by Becca_H June 07, 2007
a Beatles song that was written by Lennon, party about Yoko, and the idea came from a gun magazine with the caption "Happiness is a warm gun in your hand." Great song, period.
by Cliff Dickens June 24, 2004
Quite possibly the only thing worse than a cold toilet seat is a warm toilet seat. The thought of sitting and basking in the misery of someone else's rectal warmth is not only disturbing, but also detestable, repugnant, hideous, and completely repulsive. The most heinous, hardened criminal should not have to suffer a fate as bad as sitting on a warm toilet seat.
Those that enjoy warm toilet seats usually also enjoy drinking room temperature coffee, eating food off the floor despite the expiration of the 5-second rule, not washing their hands after using the bathroom (worsened only by the use of a warm toilet seat), discarding of damp baby diapers into a trash receptacle inside the house, using a reused plastic bag to pick-up dog feces with their hand, and other vile, wretched acts.
The only thing worse than a warm toilet seat is a warm public toilet seat. Should you find yourself forced to use a warm public toilet seat, you should promptly burn all of the flesh subjected to this unholy hell. May God have mercy on your soul.
Those that enjoy warm toilet seats usually also enjoy drinking room temperature coffee, eating food off the floor despite the expiration of the 5-second rule, not washing their hands after using the bathroom (worsened only by the use of a warm toilet seat), discarding of damp baby diapers into a trash receptacle inside the house, using a reused plastic bag to pick-up dog feces with their hand, and other vile, wretched acts.
The only thing worse than a warm toilet seat is a warm public toilet seat. Should you find yourself forced to use a warm public toilet seat, you should promptly burn all of the flesh subjected to this unholy hell. May God have mercy on your soul.
Jeff: OMG! I just had to use the bathroom in the office. The toilet seat was......WARM!
Kari: Dear God! A warm toilet seat? Say it ain't so!
Jeff: It is so. I'm so ashamed, but there was no alternative.
Kari: I will pray for you. Meanwhile, here's some gasoline and a match. You know what you have to do.
Kari: Dear God! A warm toilet seat? Say it ain't so!
Jeff: It is so. I'm so ashamed, but there was no alternative.
Kari: I will pray for you. Meanwhile, here's some gasoline and a match. You know what you have to do.
by SmellyMullet June 16, 2014
Chillin on your back while your partner washes “deez nuts” with a warm washcloth after having sex. This is especially nice when you don’t even ask for a cleaning. Warm towel treatments were never intended to replace a shower, but somethimes they do ;)
I didn’t shower after sex... I got the warm towel treatment instead.
You don’t want to die without ever receiving a warm towel treatment. It’s a bucket list item for sure!
You don’t want to die without ever receiving a warm towel treatment. It’s a bucket list item for sure!
by Vladimir Poopin February 11, 2019
by Chebbis March 30, 2019
When two very tanned naked men oil themselves with olive oil then scissor their groins together. This phrase also can be used to imply that a man engages in interesting homosexual love making techniques.
I'm not totally sure but I think Paul and Eric like the warm moroccan salad.
Dude, I'd totally enjoy a warm moroccan salad with that guy.
Dude, I'd totally enjoy a warm moroccan salad with that guy.
by Big Larry Givens February 20, 2011
The resulting mess of a premature ejaculation in your pants due to the stimulus of any female interaction including conversation, sexting, fantasizing, or direct casual contact (sexual or non-sexual).
"I was thinking about Sally a little too much and brewed a warm corn bag at work."
Jim was grinding on Courtney on the dance floor and he blew a warm corn bag on the third song!
I was talking with Lisa about spanking her for her birthday and just about had a warm corn bag.
Jenny looked so hot today! I just about made a warm corn bag when she bent over to pick up that paper.
Jim was grinding on Courtney on the dance floor and he blew a warm corn bag on the third song!
I was talking with Lisa about spanking her for her birthday and just about had a warm corn bag.
Jenny looked so hot today! I just about made a warm corn bag when she bent over to pick up that paper.
by gutbusterman July 19, 2013