The act of a vegan killing themselves intentionally do to the realization that being dead is better for the environment than being vegan.
Person 1 Hey did you hear about the girl that killed herself yesterday?
Person 2 No, what happened?
Person 1 It was a vegan suicide.
Person 2 That's so nice of her!
Person 2 No, what happened?
Person 1 It was a vegan suicide.
Person 2 That's so nice of her!
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Get the Vegan vibes mug.A vegan shake is any form of sexual relations or acts with a female that is a vegan. Also interchangeable as a vegetarian shake, which is just with a vegetarian.
guy#1: Yo man that check is bangin'
guy#2: Yea man, i heard she is a vegan or something.
guy#3: I heard she makes good vegan shakes
guy#2: Yea man, i heard she is a vegan or something.
guy#3: I heard she makes good vegan shakes
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Get the Vegan microwave mug.The charge you’re hit with when you request to remove all animal products from a dish and replace it with veggies, even though you’ve removed the most expensive items in the dish.
Nah, man, I would rather go to a different restaurant, because last time I ate there and asked for peppers instead of chicken and cheese, they hit me with that vegan tax.
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The basis of the ridicule is usually stemming from:
1. Misinformation obtained through media and out-dated cultural traditions.
2. Just plain ignorance of the practices involved in bringing such products to the shelves.
3. Difficulty to comprehend the idea of rejecting what one was brought up to believe.
The basis of the ridicule is usually stemming from:
1. Misinformation obtained through media and out-dated cultural traditions.
2. Just plain ignorance of the practices involved in bringing such products to the shelves.
3. Difficulty to comprehend the idea of rejecting what one was brought up to believe.
Vegan Hater: " Vegan? Really? Why?"
Vegan: " Because I can live perfectly well without anything having to die for me"
Vegan Hater: "But burgers and wings and bacon and stuff tastes good"
Vegan: "I don't eat anything that doesn't taste good"
Vegan Hater: "And what the hell is wrong with milk? Don't you need calcium?"
Vegan: "well, milk does have calcium but the proteins in milk create higher acidity in the body, so to neutralize it,the body sucks calcium from the bones. It just cancels itself out."
Vegan Hater: "But don't you need that protein, too?"
Vegan: " There's plenty of protein and calcium in beans and greens."
Vegan Hater: Animals kill other animals all the time. So, who cares if we do the same?"
Vegan: "I do"
Vegan: " Because I can live perfectly well without anything having to die for me"
Vegan Hater: "But burgers and wings and bacon and stuff tastes good"
Vegan: "I don't eat anything that doesn't taste good"
Vegan Hater: "And what the hell is wrong with milk? Don't you need calcium?"
Vegan: "well, milk does have calcium but the proteins in milk create higher acidity in the body, so to neutralize it,the body sucks calcium from the bones. It just cancels itself out."
Vegan Hater: "But don't you need that protein, too?"
Vegan: " There's plenty of protein and calcium in beans and greens."
Vegan Hater: Animals kill other animals all the time. So, who cares if we do the same?"
Vegan: "I do"
by trick of light December 25, 2009
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