Dominion variable

A complex, multi-national algorithm that requantifies statistics based on the needs of the most nefariously inept.

One legged Timmy didn't have a chance in hell at being the worlds fastest man, until his SJW soccer mom petitioned the equality police. After they applied the Dominion variable, One legged Timmy IS the worlds fastest man!

by TheGman692000 January 7, 2021

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Alabama variant

A COVID-19 variant which is exclusively transmitted through fecal matter. It spreads more quickly than other COVID-19 variants. May cause explosive diarrhea.

Upon entering her apartment, Betty finds her roommate lying in a pool of shit on the kitchen floor.
Betty : It reeks in here! What the fuck is going on?
Roommate : Don’t touch anything, I’ve caught the Alabama variant.

by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021

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hoe-varies

Hoe version of ovaries
A super slutty female's ovaries

A female who pops out kids like its a factory production line; contains Hoe-varies

*when a girl does you wrong.

Example: cheats on you, you'd be inclined to say or think, "I wanna kick that bitch in her HOE-varies"

by Salamander Rodriguez April 9, 2021

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Delta Varient

A random white Midwestern woman in a black sorority.

Karen is the Delta Varient of the Delta Sigma Theta pledges.

by DokoDeska August 13, 2021

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Jarred Varin

A threesome involving three guys, one lays on the ground facing up (the Jarred Varin) while the other two place their dicks in his mouth and drag him across the carpet using only their cocks, until the "Jarred Varin" drowns in semen.

Holy shit that guy just gave his boyfriend and his brother a Jarred Varin !

by Arsene Lupin Boss August 15, 2021

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