stan-o-vision

1. A device used to pinpoint someone's location by acessing logs of credit cards, passport etc uses

2. The act of being able to use wit to work out where someone is, or where they would go

1.
Jeff: Do not buy anything, from anywhere!
Clint: Why not?
Jeff: They'll be usuing stan-o-vision

2.
Jeff: Do not go to the warehouse
Clint: Why ever not?
Jeff: They'll have someone using stan-o-vison. They'll search there

by The Overlord Stan July 27, 2005

20/20 Vision

20/20 Vision is when you take someone's nipples (preferably a girl) and align them so you can stick both of them onto your eyeballs. Thus having 20/20 vision of their tits.

Hey dude, I totally had 20/20 vision of Maria last night after the party.

by mootles24 November 2, 2013

Blurred Vision

As you receive oral sex you spit in one of the ladies eye and cum in the other leaving her visually impaired

Mate i just gave your nan the blurred vision

by Jaanaspy November 29, 2015

tunnel-vision-retard

1.) A person with a one track mind, lack of focus and intelligence.

2.) A person who was home-schooled by their parents.

3.) A mexi-cant.

Why did you drop your bowling ball you tunnel-vision-retard.

Sean: How come all he's talked about all day is World of Warcraft?
Paul: Because he's a tunnel-vision-retard.

by P Brizzle/EmulatinMyStyle producshizzle August 14, 2006

89 vision

The vision you have when you're high. It's over 4x better than 20 20 vision.

"Dude, I had the 89 vision last night after we hotboxed my mom's car."

by Ezzy Beezy October 13, 2009

ninja vision

The arcane ability of knowing where everything in your house is while in complete darkness.

*2:30 am*

Boy: *sneaks into house quietly and walks towards bathroom*
Dad: ZZzzzz....
Boy: *walks into end table* OW FUCKKKK!!
Dad: You should really develop some ninja vision, son.

by ihazinternetz July 18, 2011

Tinder Vision

When you swipe right on someone because they are hot but when you match and revisit the profile they aren't as hot as you remember. This is often when you've played under the influence of alcohol.

OMG Laura, my tinder vision was awful last night, this guy really isn't as hot as I remember.

by Nandobangdoe September 13, 2016