That game you played with your uncle last night, the one involving beating, spanking, drinking each other and chicken choking. Your nose would have also been more snowy than Christmas morning. If you were really brave then you would have crawled between his legs.
by tasty noodles July 4, 2018
Get the Twistermug. (got to have a girl with multiple tattoos)
Just before you cum, the girl shouts which tattoo she wants you to jizz on and you got to aim it and correctly spray onto the tattoo.
Just before you cum, the girl shouts which tattoo she wants you to jizz on and you got to aim it and correctly spray onto the tattoo.
"I was banging my girlfriend last night and she told me to aim for the clock, so I did and we Achieved the jizz twister"
by JizzMazter3000 June 24, 2021
Get the The Jizz Twistermug. by Leafletreef October 19, 2024
Get the Stroke twistermug. When you give your man a blowjob that he doesn’t want because his penis is always “sore”. The tongue twister can also be offered out to other willing recipient penises that are not sore if mentioned sore one refuses to accept a sloppy slurping session.
“Oh Gareth, why would you not like a tongue twister?!is it sore AGAIN?!”
“If you don’t want this tongue twister I’ll just give it so someone who does”
“If you don’t want this tongue twister I’ll just give it so someone who does”
by BIGGG LADDDD February 22, 2024
Get the Tongue Twistermug. The Tassie twister is a form of phallic act designed to be performed by a Tasmanian sports person in pursuit of funding and sponsorship for a professional sporting career.
by hribarits September 22, 2023
Get the Tassie Twistermug. by not-a-trump-supporter February 18, 2022
Get the Nipple Trump Twistermug. "How was yall's round of golf?"
"It was alright but Conor had a rough go, he blew up on the 18th and gave himself a four stroke little twister."
"It was alright but Conor had a rough go, he blew up on the 18th and gave himself a four stroke little twister."
by Collations May 4, 2025
Get the Four Stroke Little Twistermug.