You are so sick and sitting on the toilet, pissing out your ass, and you have to turn around and puke in the toilet.
“I got such bad food poisoning, I did the Tijuana Twist so many times, I had to puke in a bowl while I sprayed dirty brown dish water in the toilet”
by Fecal-detective.1952 March 7, 2021

The form of Hand Job Hillary Clinton invent after Bill's Monica Linskie Scandal. Basically an Indian Burn at the peak of the male orgasm.
After Stacy found out I cheated on her she gave me a Hillary Twist so bad I couldn't pee straight for a week.
by Commanche13 February 22, 2018

The act of twisting someone’s cock. There has been few people to master this technique one of the few people is a man named Joseph
by Cocktwister3000 August 28, 2021

The art of turning the wheels of your car all the way to prevent tow trucks from towing your vehicle
by Towtruckwags March 19, 2022

When 2 or more closeted homosexual men go on a “road trip” for “business”, but have sexual interactions while on the road. They will use an SUV if available to allow for more aggressive penetration activities in addition to road head.
by NoName1212668 May 7, 2023

When you are masturbating on the toilet while taking a shit. You use your shit and piss to make your dick more slick. Gets both sides feeling good(having a dodo, and masturbating).
Person 1: “Bro shut the fuck up, go toilet twist yourself.
Person 2: “Jokes on you it’s better than raw.”
Person 1: “Fuck, well anyways was it at least Thickumz?”
Person 2: “Jokes on you it’s better than raw.”
Person 1: “Fuck, well anyways was it at least Thickumz?”
by Padyn Ranieri April 19, 2019

I just did a Twinkie-Twist!
by maxandoreo11037 March 27, 2021
