Turd Smoker 

A smoker of turds, and such; a person who enjoys the taste of rolled feces.

Man, that JJSINC is a real turd smoker.

Turd Smoker by thefunkyfeelone August 22, 2018

turd mentality 

the mental state of someone who cannot articulate the difference between herd immunity and herd mentality

President Trump displayed another shining moment of turd mentality when speaking about COVID this week.

turd mentality by Slamb Doctor September 16, 2020

Turd Alchemy 

An unproven, purely theoretical construct that the psychological disorder known as Golden Turd Syndrome is based on, which is the idea that one’s shits are “golden” and that one is a human god and therefore can do no wrong and should not be confined by the laws that apply to others.

Turd Alchemy is the underlying irrational and pervasive pseudoscientific delusion responsible for the ongoing deification of Trump and his cronies by so many of today’s Republicans.

Turd Alchemy by Dr Bunnygirl September 22, 2022

Turd Furgeson 

Its a funny name.

its bigger thena regular hat.

"yea, turd fergeson, its a funny name."

Turd Furgeson by Atlas' Rage April 9, 2005

Turd Master 

Someone who is a complete and utter idiot. His/her incompetence has rendered them so completely useless, that the only thing you would put them in charge of is a pile of turds.

I ordered ONION RINGS but the Turd Master at the counter gave me fries - AGAIN!

Turd Master by aspAddict September 1, 2008

turd tag

Tiny balls of dried shit that cling to your anal hairs. Also known as 'Dingle Berries' or 'Ass Cabbage'.

Oh no, I've got another turd tag tangled up in my arse crack.

turd tag by the stoneman March 22, 2008

Turd Burgaler 

One who burgles turds.

Jim burgled Jamie's turds.

Turd Burgaler by Hugh G. Balls February 11, 2003