If you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it

An expression used before or after one takes a piss, meaning that if it takes more than three shakes to get rid of the excess pee it can be considered masturbation.

Tom: Man, I sure have to take a piss

Larry: Well be quick about it, if you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it!

by Cornyhotdogs November 7, 2017

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three piece set

The male genitalia. Consists of the penis and two testicles.

1 penis + 2 balls = Three piece set

by Gilbert Narley July 20, 2007

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three eyed turtle

verb. A sex act involving a limber woman. Where the woman spreads her legs and grabs her ankles. Oral, Vaganal, and Anal sex ensue, in THAT order. No ATM here.

Dude! I found a hot little gymnast who's so horny she's willing to do a Three Eyed Turtle!

by cog January 19, 2005

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three 6 mafia

memphis rappers
theyre dope
their old stuff was better, but the new stuff aint bad either
check out mystic stylez and some of the underground editions for their best shit

three six is hot shit

by niggasense February 13, 2005

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three-of-a-kind

Three cards in poker that share the same number or face value.

I got my three-of-a-kind of Aces on the River!

by DapperDanMan May 13, 2005

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three man skiing

The action of one person sitting in the middle of two erected males and imagining themself skiing down a fast twisty hill using the male's erections as ski poles.

Yesterday, it was cold out so we decided to do some three man skiing inside. After I hit a jump a couple of times, there wound up being an avalanche.

by Isa Cocks March 4, 2009

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