Toad

When your team mate gives you a massive tow down the back straight of Formula 1 Crypto.com Miami Grand Prix

"Bro you just gave me a massive Toad down that last straight"*🔥in increasingly raspy voice 🔥*

by anonymous September 23, 2024

toad loaf

an insult describing someone who is unpleasant to be around. It can also be used to describe a disgustingly lazy person.
Toads are disgusting and loaf is used to describe laziness.
Basically a more creative way to say slob.

"You toad loaf! Get your shoes out of the middle of the floor!"

by Rebbecca Bird December 25, 2018

Toad Toy Store

Toys for all ages 4-99. Mainly children, but adults could play with them if desired.

Do you want to go to the Toad Toy Store jimmy?

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

Toad in the hole

When a toe is inserted into a vagina

I just gave her a toad in the hole.

by Vthetoader March 26, 2021

Toad Head

A term used to describe a person with toad like features, accompanied with uncontrollable sporadic croaking noises. These noises are somewhat reminiscent of a faulty starter motor.

Hey Jimmy! That Brendan is a right Toad Head. He sounds like he could use a glass of WD40, he must have swallowed a dodgy starter motor.

by Squiffty Car Din March 7, 2014

Loading the Toad

Another word for Masturbating

I was Loading the Toad in there!

by BillyJimJoe October 31, 2023

glossy toad

If this is your name than you’re pretty fine and you love to watch vomit porn (like a chad.) You basically get infinite bitches and everyone is horny for you. You are pretty much religious but in a sigma male way which is very funny

“Wow I wish I could be like glossy toad! He’s funny and he makes me horny as fuck!!”

by Glossy Toad November 23, 2021