weiner epidemic

to jack off or "beat it"

"yo what are you doing after school?", "having a weiner epidemic!"

by juanitomatron June 14, 2008

Weiners and Cheese

When you are feeling flustered, and want to express your feelings, you yell "WEINERS AND CHEESE!" This is usually associated with Pac-man, Dig Dug, and/or Galaxian. It is also the official holiday of Tuesdays. Every Tuesday is weiners and cheese day.

-"OH WEINERS AND CHEESE!"

-"Hey Trey, today is Tuesday!" "Weiners and cheese!"

by The Ultimate Kink Masters. October 20, 2011

wire weiner

A person who fences (duals with a rapier). Also, the weapon itself.

No, he doesn't do the usual sports, but he is a wire weiner.

by NehaN May 27, 2005

Beemer weiner

To be drive by cock slapped. Or hit in the head with a cock from a passing by car.

Yeah dude i was jogging down the road and i got beemer weinered.

by Michelle Kensington March 11, 2010

weiner mouth

A human who loves the taste of penis in her/his mouth and equally enjoys giving oral sex to a male.

Sophia called Cay a weiner mouth because of her reputaion, atleast she is not a cock twat.

by dingle berry bandit August 17, 2005

decent weinering

An average sexual encounter. Nothing great nothing terrible just average sex.

I'm going to give that girl a decent weinering

by Buddy johnny November 27, 2017

weiner squeezer

The act of squeezing your weiner from the base to the tip.

As he sat in the chair across the table from me I knew he was a weiner squeezer when he couldn't keep his fingers from squeezing his penis from one end to the other repeatedly.

by D & A December 16, 2005