Chippy Tits

An incredibly fat man (or woman) with abnormally large moobs, usually produced from eating a lot of takeaway foods.

man have you seen the chippy tits on that guy?!

by dsjgdlgdf August 17, 2010

Jacked to the Tits

That moment you realise you're about to make a huge payoff just before the world burns.

Are you jacked? I'm jacked to the tits! TO THE TITS!

by Nick, yeah? September 11, 2019

Toffee Tits

Phrase used to describe a female with deliciously looking breasts

MAN! that broad has got some fine ass toffee tits!

by jimmydazzler March 8, 2011

tit wig

a lesbian saying for when your girlfriend falls asleep with her head on your tit and it hurts but her beauty and grace when she sleeps snatched your wig so you don’t wake her.

i really wish i had a girl here to tit wig me :(

by sapphic bitch March 2, 2019

rocket tits

When the womans breasts are horizontally aligned with her spine, making the underside of her breast and spine into a 90 degree angle. Resulting in it looking like her breasts are defying gravity.

Holy cow look at that girl, she got rocket tits!

by Studentmaster20002 November 27, 2013

tit tan

partially tan tits; half tan, half still milky white

she has a tit tan because she doesn't tan nude.

by collin z. March 7, 2009

Tits to the Ritz

The female version of, " balls to the walls". The act of going all out, to the extreme. Often uttered before doing something crazy.

Me: "Hey Vanessa, your coming to to Jessica's bachelorette party next weekend right?"

Vanessa: " Hell yeah girl! I just picked up some furry handcuffs, nipple nibblers, mardigras beads and a 6 ft. inflatable penis to stick out of the sunroof of the limo!"

Me: "Damn Ness, you went Tits to the Ritz!"

by cheer1 December 21, 2012