Trouser Stain

A trouser stain is a brown spot on the rear of a person's trousers or pants caused by inadequate use of toilet paper. A Texas Trouser Stain is much larger and is caused by not bothering to use toilet paper.

Take a look at that dudes trouser stain. And check out the Trxas trouser stain on his sidekick.

by 7thMarineDoc June 3, 2018

Wowzers trousers

Something really amazing and out of this world! Usually related to the discovery of something bigger than awesomness can explain.

Wowzers trousers Mr Flotsam - well done for inventing this phrase unlike other doodling artists who clearly didn’t

by Splunky February 1, 2024

Trouser snake

A guy’s dick.

“Whoa did you see his trouser snake? It’s fucking HUGE!!”

by Sherbear1387 January 28, 2020

trouser snake in the grass

A conniving man who feigns friendship with a woman for the sole person of intercourse.

"When John told his friend Nick that he was only dating Amy for sex, Nick called John a trouser snake in the grass."

by qbillustration July 18, 2013

Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

A synonym for fapping

I just sa charlie Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

by Shouta-Kun March 18, 2022

Trouser Work

When the work gets done in the trousers.

Mike really needed a seamstress for his trouser work, but what he got was a handjob.

by _Sped_ August 7, 2022

trouser juice

Urine (pee) coming from the urethra opening, which is usually found on the penis or vagina, that is usually kept covered by trousers.

Hey doctor, did you make that order for that "trouser juice" specimen?

by IrishMerc October 14, 2017