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Slapping the noodle

This terms also means to jack off or masturbate when slapping the noodle it is important to note that penis is usually long but skinny like a noodle
by Spanking that June 3, 2016
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douche-noodle

A rude and irritating person, usually a man, who's douchiness is so offensive it deems it necessary to hit them over the head with a large foam noodle while the noodler yells "Douche! Douche!."

The douche could be trying to engage in unintellectual drunken come-ons attempting to get their noodle (penis) serviced, or simply trying to noodle their way into a group of non-douches.

The only proven remedy to date to deal with douche-noodles is to beat them at their own game by noodling them harder than they were originally trying to noodle you.
Douche-noodle: Heyyyyy. Is that stripes on your jacket? I like stripes. Wow. Hawt Can I spill my drink on you then take you home so you can play with my penis?

Noodler: Douche! Douche! I have a noodle! Don't make me use it! (Waves foam pool noodle wildly in douche's face)

Douche-noodle: Oh shit. I didn't realize I was being a douche-noodle. Sorry. (Noodler hits douche-noodle with noodle until he departs in shame and confusion)
by gin gin san January 15, 2011
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Floppy noodle

The act of flailing ones arms about whilst receiving felatio for the propose of making semen come out of the givers nose
Dude last night I gave a floppy noodle to Trina and she totaly snarffed all over her dress.
by JizzMan89 July 26, 2009
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viking noodles

Dat man's viking noodles are all over the road!
by jfkriete September 12, 2006
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college noodles

A semi-casserole eaten by college students that can consist of many things.

Recipe:
-Favored/cheapest noodles
-1 can "Cream-of" (chicken, mushroom, beef, etc)
College student 1: Dude, I'm tired of eating ramen all the time.
College student 2: Okay, we'll have some college noodles tonight.
by 403forbidden July 30, 2007
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poop noodle

when you get a chunk of poo stuck in your penis hole
by tttrucker4 May 31, 2005
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