hand needs butt

When you really need to grab some ass, you want your whole hand on that, your hand needs that ass

The amount of time is refrain myself from saying hand needs butt is crazy

by funnyshit101 November 12, 2016

I need steps

Phrase: euphemism for masturbating while wearing one's FitBit to gain extra steps through cheating

Lee excused himself from the table, saying "I need steps" as he briskly walked to his bedroom.

by Head Quarters January 31, 2021

We need to talk...

The person who sent/told you this is probably going to break up with you. Don’t take it personal, they just don’t want to be with you. 💔

Boy 1: We need to talk...
Girl 1: NO! *runs away*

by DreamAboutAnything January 31, 2020

I need head

Where someone wants to suck the soul out of someone's genital area

I need head for real, can you give me some?

by phtnwrld May 7, 2023

we need to talk

ohh you are in big fucking trouble

worker: *shits in bosses cup*
boss: we need to talk.
worker: oh fuck

by nathan sucks July 11, 2021

i need u

i need u

a fire ass song from ken carson

"yo have you heard ken's new song?''

"i need u?''

"yessir"

by fucked ya bitch February 25, 2023

Special Needs Relationship

The current state of the "Special Relationship" between Trump's America and Brexit Britain, both having gotten largely out of hand in the last two years.

US: I don't know which one of us is dumber now, you with Brexit or us with Trump.
UK: Actually, we're both pretty fucked, mate. The Special Relationship has really become the Special Needs Relationship now.

by nambiancovfefe June 14, 2018