Jelly doughnut

Just before ejaculation you turn your partners asshole inside out so it's blood red and the proceed to cum inside it resulting in the appearance of a freshly bitten jelly doughnut

"I gave the misses a jelly doughnut last night definitely made a bit of a mess"

by Franklinnn_ January 19, 2024

anal doughnut

when you go to morning fresh bakery and ask for a jelly doughnut and a guy scratches his ass after jonny shited on his dick and makes the jelly doughnut.

bro u want to go try that new anal doughnut?

by bearfred February 20, 2019

Doughnut Warrior

Doughnut warriors travel in packs, have flashing red and blue lights (so you know they're not messing around), and typically weigh in at about 300 pounds. They are one of the more violent hominids you can meet face to face, typically 50% of them beat their partners and 100% of them are total douchebags

"that doughnut warrior took the PIG CHOPPA down to dunkin doughnuts again. If i were a robber, doughnut shops would be the last place i'd rob, sooo many doughnut warriors gather there"

by Wypipo whisperer September 10, 2020

Doughnut

A crushy

Oi crushy you daft fag stop being a fucking doughnut!

by Fridge67897 June 9, 2021

Juggle Some Doughnuts

to play with soft sexual body parts - boobs, butts, balls

Asking to hook up and get sexy: "I'm just trying to juggle some doughnuts."

by Hipps January 12, 2021

doughnut sale

When several police officers are congregating in a small area.

Hey man if I were you I would avoid the liquor store on 12th, they are having a doughnut sale.

Thanks for the heads up, I will go down the street.

by ClownShoes123 July 11, 2010

Watermelon doughnut

weird unusual.

Used to call something weird

sc-Walkrrryan

Boy 1 : Look at that boy he’s so weird.
Boy 2 : Yes, he’s a watermelon doughnut

by sc-walkrrryan March 14, 2019