Hey man if I were you I would avoid the liquor store on 12th, they are having a doughnut sale.
Thanks for the heads up, I will go down the street.
Thanks for the heads up, I will go down the street.
by ClownShoes123 July 11, 2010
Sexual act/drug absorption. When a man sticks his dick in a girl's vajayjay to get it wet and then powders it with cocaine. He then precedes to fuck her, thus getting her high through the absorption of the mucus membrane.
by Dickbreath1969 April 10, 2017
by Ballsdeep187 March 31, 2019
To do a shit so large it takes up the circumference of the toilet bowl, turning it into the shape of a doughnut.
by EggTheMeg June 18, 2020
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Doughnut warriors travel in packs, have flashing red and blue lights (so you know they're not messing around), and typically weigh in at about 300 pounds. They are one of the more violent hominids you can meet face to face, typically 50% of them beat their partners and 100% of them are total douchebags
"that doughnut warrior took the PIG CHOPPA down to dunkin doughnuts again. If i were a robber, doughnut shops would be the last place i'd rob, sooo many doughnut warriors gather there"
by Wypipo whisperer September 10, 2020
A crusty doughnut is when someone applies their semen around their partner's arsehole, ideally smearing it a bit to create a nice ring coat around the hole itself. It is then left for a while to "bake", a.k.a. crust a bit, creating a nice crusty doughnut. The person can then enjoy their freshly baked goods as part of the night's (or day's, no judgement) experience. An alternative to this recipe is the chocolate doughnut - though ensure your partner consumes enough fibre prior to the act so the chocolate comes out nice and ready to serve. Feel free to mix and match as well.
Oh, James baked a lovely crusty doughnut last night. It came out rather crunchy and the taste was just magnificent! He can't wait to do eat it again - and so can't I. I have never seen him happier!
by diniminiax June 23, 2020