when you spread your ass cheeks and put your dirty/greasy or for perfection and finesse... swamp assery on any exposed skin on some ones body and leave and impression of a doughnut.
1. I just had the green apple squirts and totally doughnut stamped ben on his face.
2. I totally got doughnut stamped last night for passing out with my shoes on.
2. I totally got doughnut stamped last night for passing out with my shoes on.
by red meat November 27, 2011
A sexual act of one ejaculating around ones asshole for an icing effect, and then preform a rimjob eating one's own ejaculation.
by OhHaiMarcNSFW February 26, 2021
Doughnut warriors travel in packs, have flashing red and blue lights (so you know they're not messing around), and typically weigh in at about 300 pounds. They are one of the more violent hominids you can meet face to face, typically 50% of them beat their partners and 100% of them are total douchebags
"that doughnut warrior took the PIG CHOPPA down to dunkin doughnuts again. If i were a robber, doughnut shops would be the last place i'd rob, sooo many doughnut warriors gather there"
by Wypipo whisperer September 10, 2020
by Lime11 November 30, 2019
Asshole/Butthole (best used to say -a real pain in my ass-, but when there is an audience who don't take to language)
"Did you do that assignment yet?"
"Yeah, was a real pain in my.." (looks at christian cousin) "-chocolate doughnut'"
"Yeah, was a real pain in my.." (looks at christian cousin) "-chocolate doughnut'"
by RedShankyMan November 18, 2019
A crusty doughnut is when someone applies their semen around their partner's arsehole, ideally smearing it a bit to create a nice ring coat around the hole itself. It is then left for a while to "bake", a.k.a. crust a bit, creating a nice crusty doughnut. The person can then enjoy their freshly baked goods as part of the night's (or day's, no judgement) experience. An alternative to this recipe is the chocolate doughnut - though ensure your partner consumes enough fibre prior to the act so the chocolate comes out nice and ready to serve. Feel free to mix and match as well.
Oh, James baked a lovely crusty doughnut last night. It came out rather crunchy and the taste was just magnificent! He can't wait to do eat it again - and so can't I. I have never seen him happier!
by diniminiax June 23, 2020

