dog

woof

a dog goes "woof"

by daddylonglegs75 August 26, 2017

dog

ya mum

ya dog neqt

by jghjggi October 27, 2018

Dog

A funny silly sissy dog is a fairy that jumps out of your TV screen when you wish for one, he will then proceed to bark at your dead mother and run into a car.

<guy 1: Hey man how you doin?
<guy 2: I just wished for a dog...
<guy 1: Damn.

by vwezluag23ql57rf8a<vl. March 6, 2022

dog

your new god

Example: dog is god

by ooaooaoaoaoao June 22, 2018

No dogs

Pertaining to someone who has no balls or dont get da ladies

My mans enzo has no dogs

by United States Federal Library January 6, 2021

Dogging

To give orders to someone, just like you would do with your dog. Usually when someone older, richer or with more reputation than the "dog".

I hate my parents, they keep dogging me all the time!

by mark ze snek August 20, 2018

dog

The best friend of every human, who always ends up in a beautiful farm far away, with large fields to run. Uh, and it also eats everything. Like EVERY thing. Last week he ate the half of my hangs.

George : Hey little Sam ? What are you looking for ?

Little Sam : My dog...

George : Oh, I think he's gone... Sorry. But he went in a beautiful farm !

Little Sam : Yeah? Where?

George : Uh... Far away.

Little Sam : Isn't it the same farm where went my cat?

George : Yes.

Little Sam : And my fish?

George : Yes...

Little Sam : And my diplodocus?

George : Also yeah...

Little Sam : And mom?

by Hi! I'm me. April 28, 2021