cuban baby

a brother or sister that looks really tan compared to the rest of your family, consumes Cuban sandwiches and quests on Wow resulting in a decrease of personal hygiene. often speedy. local law varies but it a sign must be in plain sight to mark the home of a Cuban baby either inside or outside of the Cuban baby's residence.

MT: "why's devon so dark?"
Name: "he's a cuban baby."

"devon is a cuban baby"

by waynega May 24, 2009

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by 456AtabavA343 June 05, 2025

Cuban Sunrise

A sex act involving the use of a branding iron to blind an eye for immense sexual gratification.

I’m giving Steve a Cuban Sunrise.

by Musty Musk Man August 18, 2023

Cuban bandwagon

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez. A group and men give the receiver enough Dirty Sanchez's to form a beard, similar to Castro's

Dude, I can't believe Carroll is down for a Cuban Bandwagon!

by Dr. Chismer November 15, 2021

The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.> I Take After My Cuban Grandmother<.7.9.7.6.>

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 28, 2025

Cuban bus driver

Whilst driving you snort cocaine and receive a blow job

Guy1; DAMN i was a real Cuban bus driver yesterday

Guy2; well aren't you just Castro

by Cuban bus driver March 03, 2015