bud bite

Refers to when an electronic earbud(s) malfunctions sending a mild (almost static like discharge) shock into the users ear.

Why aren't you using your headset?

"The last time i used them i got a "bud bite"

by Frostynozzle December 31, 2016

That's a fuck bud

A way to recognize a mistake

OR
A way to apologize

Rob: 'drops a bottle of olive oil'
Kenneth: "That's a fuck bud"
OR
Kenneth: 'Steps or Rob's ankle when walking behind him'
Kenneth: "That's a fuck bud"

by Jaketh12in November 17, 2021

Pretzel Buds

When 2 friends have their arms around each others shoulders and have to pee. Each friend uses their free hand to help aim the stream of their buddy.

Steve and Andrew were out in the woods and noticed they both had to pee. They realized they could pee together and became pretzel buds

by PretzelBud August 7, 2021

Bud Fucked

The result of smoking copious amounts of marijuana or hash and becoming comatose, couch-locked, or zombified. Another common result is smoking oneself to sleep.

Dude, I smoked a half ounce of hash last night! I got so bud fucked, I passed out with my bowl in hand.

by TheOfficialRainMan October 17, 2012

Bud Loko

The result of dissolving caffeine tablets into a can or bottle of Bud Light. Name stemming from the alcoholic beverage, the Four Loko.

I've never seen John molest so many squirrels than that night he was on those bud lokos.

by FuzzyNippedJack August 19, 2012

Bud explosion

When u blast the intense music you listen to at such high volume through your ear buds causing them to break

Bro i was jamming to some ADTR and outta nowhere there was a Bud explosion!

by CHUCKLEWORTHY13 July 7, 2011

Bud lit

Past tense verb. When a company launches a poor marketing campaign, often in the name of wokeness, social justice, DEI, that results in catastrophic sales figures.

"Did you hear about Target selling tuck-swimsuits and satanic merch?"

"Yeah, they just bud lit themselves."

by Troonsgender May 24, 2023