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We Don’t Know: The Game 

We Don’t Know: The Game is a upgraded form of Calvinball.

Goal:
You HAVE to lose, no matter what or why.

Rules:
1 player must go over to a checkerboard and move the rook without his/her hands. The other must move a rock to a circle on the ground. If the rock reaches the circle and cracks before player 1 finishes, he loses 3 points. Player 2 climbs a tree and says a letter and a number. If the rook is on that spot. Player 1 runs into the tree while yelling “KING ME!” If he knocks the bubble rod down, he wins. (And remember: he must lose the game.) But if it is Tuesday, he loses.

Complicated, right?
Insert We Don’t Know: The Game being played here.

You weren’t behind the boxes 

A term when a group of friends consisting of an Adam Jorge Owen and josh is used when bullshit occurres
“HOW DID HE KILL ME, I WAS BEHIND THE BOXES” josh says

“Josh, you weren’t behind the boxes “ Adam says

you couldn't penetrate the zoom

spoken by the beautiful outstanding Sydney Jones herself
me: laughing*
sydney: you couldn't penetrate the zoom

Can't afford to pay the fines, don't do the crime

People pay fine after making a mistake.

Very simple concept to understand folks.
If you can't afford to pay the fines, don't do the crime!!!

You can beat the miner, but you can't beat the gambler 

A reference to how hard work can be outdone by luck in some instances, such as how a miner could work in the caves and a gambler could win more money than him in a casino.
person 1: Did you hear that Darragh fella won a free chicken roll last night?
person 2: Well, you know what they say, you can beat the miner, but you can't beat the gambler!

garlic bread don’t pay the bills 

A quote by the famous rapper Post Malone
garlic bread don’t pay the bills
- Post Malone