Irish Raise

A job promotion that comes with more responsibility, but no pay increase. Often times the promotion comes with a title change, but not always.

Steve: "Congratulations on becoming the Chief of Wage Cage Quality Control, you must be able to afford organic produce now with that pay raise!"

Dave: "I wish! Unfortunately, it was an Irish raise"

alternative response:
Dave: "I wish, this new job is very Irish"

by CorpoLoser January 6, 2023

Irish Enema

Baileys and Sprite in a ziploc bag.

"Hey, can I get an Irish enema?
That's Baileys and Sprite in a ziploc bag."

by soaringjupiter January 13, 2023

irish joke

A joke in which one person insults another in a lighthearted attempt to get a chuckle from them.

You’re a dick, Paddy. - just an Irish joke, soz!

by Lolbants123 May 29, 2018

Irish OBE

When somebody kneels you down and shoots you through the back of the head, just behind the ear.

They found a body last night, shot in the head just behind the ear, Oh the old Irish OBE.

by Top Engineer May 7, 2022

Irish Tingler

Oral sex performed immediately after one has brushed their teeth with mint tooth paste. This creates a cool tingling sensation for the recipient.

Higgins sexual liberation includes being fingered and Irish Tinglers.

by Girthworm September 27, 2022

An Irish Checkup

When ClareGak (AKA ClarkGeek) goes to the Dr. to have her CAPS LOCK finger fixed.

That boomer needs An Irish Checkup.

by Tadpool Fanatic February 2, 2022

Irish confetti

Party riot ammo, probably from Irish mob violence in the 19th century when they were considered the lowest rung on the ladder, above slaves.

" Damn near killed by a mob of crackers throwin' Irish confetti." (Judas and the Black Messiah, 2021)

by Pincetti June 8, 2021