Thank you for the flowers

A sarcastic response properly offered upon receiving worthless or unwanted advice, gifts, or visitations from relatives.

I really love listening to you bitch and being forced to pay for lunch. Thank you for the flowers!

by Juan Tomas February 20, 2008

Thackaray

A small loud mouthed man with a very small brain. has a bad temper which could be small man syndrome, this species claims he is Yorkshire, yet loves man utd. hence he is scum.

lOOK AT THAT SMALL BOY IN THE MAN U SHIRT, MMMM I DETECT A THACKARAY

by Ron Jeremy October 7, 2004

Thanas

When you have the power of Thanos but your brown justin beiber

Damn that boi is Thanas

by Yoboilol June 15, 2018

Thank-you muchly

A expression of thanks most commonly used by overly cheerful people who think they are clever and original. Often heard in the customer service industry.

Customer - "Here's your tip. Thank-you muchly!"

Waiter - "I hope you get raped in the parking lot."

by Panchos Pitacos December 16, 2010

thank you please

Does your tail pop out when you think rude things?

Mine does

by Lord Sebastian Cruddington of Warminster de Grouch December 15, 2003

Thankerton

A shithole in the middle of nowhere, in Scotland. Populated mainly by wannabe Neds - and a drug addict here and there - there is a two way split in the village - the good side and bad side of the tracks (theres a railway running through the middle). All the Neds and Druggies live on the north side (the bad side - which is also the larger side) - while all the normal people live on the South side (basically one really long street). Unfortunately, the village football pitch is on the south side, so often the Neds come over sporting their shell suits and Merrydown/Buckfast.

Guy #1: U been tae Thankerton?
Guy #2: Aye. Its a fucking Shithole.

by kostas22 December 15, 2008

Thank you

Stank you, Thx; thnx; thxs; tks;
Ta (Ozzie);

tango yankee!;
cheers (Brit);

kthnxbai/kthxbye/kthx (ok, thanks, bye);

Much grass (variation of 'muchas gracias' or 'many thanks');

Hat tip (H/T in cyber lingo); Good looking out
Big-ups (e.g., I want to give big-ups to you for helping me out.);
Preash! (He: Here's the salt. She: Preash.);
Net lingo for thanks: TY, TYSM, TYVM

*My personal favs: Thx, Thnx, Ta!, tango yankee, preash

Other ways of saying thank you:

I will pop in later this afternoon. Kthxbye.
I'd like to give big-ups to my sister for her patience, kindness, and hospitality—and for her home-made cupcakes!
Frequent customer: 'Here's twenty bucks for the coffee. Keep the change.' Waitress: 'Preash!' (Preash from the word 'appreciate')
Cyber friend: 'I'll email you a pic of my cat.' Me: 'Oh, TYSM! I'm dying to see what he looks like.'
Tango yankee for the ring!
TY for the ride.
TYVM for letting me use the bathroom.
I'll see ya later. Cheers, man.
Friend A: 'I'll pick you up from the library after work.' Friend B: 'Much grass, (name of friend).'
Yuppie guy 1: 'Here's your fav gourmet macchiato.' Yuppie 2: 'Tango yankee, bud; I'll buy you your fav donut on my next trip to your fav café.'
Aussie guy pal: 'I will assemble the computer desk for you.' Me: 'Ta! I was just gonna ask you.'
GUEST: (Squeezing himself in a jam-packed hallway to get more beer in the kitchen) 'Seduce me.' (After given room to walk towards the kitchen) 'Stank you, dude.'
Cyber guy: 'You're pretty.' Cyber gal: 'Thx.'

by GlamourAsianGuy September 12, 2013