Text Attack

Sending one text message as many times as possible in a short period of time to one person causing their phone to freeze up or reboot. Is most effective when five or more people text one persons phone sending them upwards of 100 messages each. Easier to do pre smartphone era but is still possible with the resend feature on most phones being easily accessible.

"I text attacked Jess yesterday to the point where she called me crying saying her phone was broken."

by Mr. C-lay June 19, 2013

Cheese Text

Simular to flirt-texting, but being taken to the level of one or both of the texters physically smiling (or cheesing) while texting.

Girl 1: "Who the fuck are you Cheese Texting?"

Girl 2: "OH. EM. GEE. I totally didn't even realize I was Cheese Texting!!.. It's this super cute guy named Andy I met at the bar last night. He's such a flirt."

by ModifiedW203Guy March 24, 2012

text screen

1. the act of purposely ignoring ones text message (possibly because of hatred or annoyance)

Guy 1: "Damn broseff, that bitch is texting me again!"

Guy 2: "text screen that hoe then"

by THENAKEDGUITARIST October 15, 2008

stalk-texting

What people do when they first start texting you. Gets annoying to BOTH of the people.

Joe: Hey it's Joe
Bob: Oh hey
Joe: So do you um, like videogames?
Bob: yeah.
Joe: Football?
Joe: Baseball?
Five minutes later...
Joe: Play any sports?
Next day....
Bob: Stop stalk-texting me.
Joe: ikr?

by xevilivex October 21, 2011

Text Creep

A person who awkwardly looks over your shoulder to read your texts and/or takes your phone and reads through everything.

Text Creep- "ooooo hahaha that was funny!"
Normal Human- "GET OUTA HEAR TEXT CREEP!"

Text Creep- "Can I see your phone?"
Normal Human- "Hells no dude. Everyone knows your a text creep."

by ilikepie0925 March 23, 2011

Text Rage

when people get angry about a text that was misunderstood. This usually happens when the texter forgets that sarcasm and charming voices do not carry well via text. The textee then feels that anger or ill will has been presented and lashes out against the unsuspecting sender of the original text. Friendships have been severed and spouses have been murdered due to such trivial matters. It's amazing we are all still alive to read this bit of nonsense.

Upon reading and misunderstanding his wife's text, he fell into a fit of text rage, throwing his cell phone across the room and watching it smash into pieces.

by buggerritt October 25, 2012

Text-hole

When you text someone and they consistently don't text you back for several days, if ever.

* Like the original text fell into a hole
* They don't have the common courtesy to text you back in a timely manner (a-hole).

Dude, don't be a text-hole, text me back.

by elpac July 20, 2020