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Testostertude

having attitude due to a lack of testosterone or a femine type guy acting macho to compensate for a lack of male hormones.
He has such a TESTOSTERTUDE, with his leather jacket, motorcycle and wanna be bad boy front.

Don't give me TESTOSTERTUDE, i can read your ass like a book.
by Deathany Darko January 1, 2011
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TestosteroTard

a pig headed man with an absolute lack of common sense.
That guy is a total TestosteroTard."
by agrant November 10, 2010
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Tastespan

Expanding ones field of taste.
The ability to taste for longer periods of time.
Getting "high" increases their tastespan eh.
by omgyna February 22, 2011
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Testeclon

The fundamental particle responsible for manliness, the testeclon caries with it all properties typically associated with being manly. The only known source of testeclons is testicles.
The testeclon is a massless particle, and thus can travel an infinite distance, which it does at the speed of testacularity. The speed of testacularity is constant in a vacuum, equal to T=Ac^2, where c is the speed of light, and A is Bamfington's first coefficient, 100 seconds/meter. However, unlike the speed of light, which only decreases when it light propagates through a medium other than vacuum, the speed of testacularity can actually increase when propagating through some mediums, for example, women, or giant killer robots.
The fundamental equation governing the propagation of testeclons is: (lambda)(nu)=Ac^2, where lambda is the wavelength and nu is the frequency of the testeclon in question. The energy and momentum of a testeclon are equal to the same value, unlike other particles, and can be determined by the equation p=E= B (nu), where B is Bamfington's second coefficient, equal to the biggest number you can think of plus one. Testeclons are non-Heisenbergian particles, meaning that they are not subject to the uncertainty principle. This is because testeclons are always certain of what they are doing, and thus don't have to screw around with maybes or probability functions.

It is possible to determine how manly someone is by analyzing the intensity of testeclon radiation emitted.
Example 1: I emit enough testeclon radiation to see in the dark.

Example 2: Some particle physicists still can't understand how testeclons can have the same energy and momentum. Probably female physicists.
by professor_bamfington March 5, 2011
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Testelistic

Becoming ballistic, but your stones start to vibrate as you rampage.
I threw John's phone in the river yesterday and he went testelistic on me.
by thechadway February 3, 2012
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Testosteriffic !

Adjective. Used when something is so sexually awesome that words you arlready know are not good enough. Helps make every day lingo more sexual. aak
"That new book I'm reading is testosteriffic ! It gives me such a boner."

"We saw that movie last night. It was so testosteriffic I played tug-o-war with the cyclops during it."

"Dude did you just take your car through the car wash? It looks testosteriffic !"
by Spugaluga March 11, 2012
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testosteronista

Did you see that woman with the blue black Mohawk on that Harley?

That testosteronista got some femme back home.
by The debil November 1, 2013
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