Tentaclecore

1) A genre of music usually performed by young white upper-middle class individuals with the use of their parents money. Performing in small obscure locations such as cafe's and other unknown clubs.

HxC KID 1: xdudex xdidx xyoux xgox xtox xthatx xawesomex xshowx?

Shores of Demise fan: Nah, that shits gayyyyyy.
with your fucking octopuses and 2step, peace bro.

HxC KID 1: xokayx xpeacex

Shores of Demise fan: Fukken tentaclecore!

by Peter Gibbs December 11, 2009

testicle transplant

the transplant of testicles from an organ donor to a reciever who was born without balls.

Andrew: WTf that baby is black. I'm white though.

Andrew's sister: I only had sex with you Andrew. You were born without testicles and mom and dad found a testicle donor for you and gave you a testicle transplant when you were a baby. You mustve gotten testicles from a black man.

Andrew: That makes perfect sense I always felt I had a little black in me.

by ballinwithoutballin January 22, 2010

testiclees god of love

when loving a woman comes from deep within your testicles to the point of a violent explosion of sperm through the vagina as if your testicles and cock were a greek god of sex.

As my girlfriend was about to cum, I screamed, "I am testiclees god of love" just before I shot my frothy load throughout her body.

by Testiclees God of Love March 31, 2010

testicle festival

See "Pickle Party" - Too many guys...not enough sluts...therefore Pickle Party

ooooohhhh..i went to the 10th Reunion of Bros! Total Pickle Party, they were still pumping semen from that gay cunts stomach! ooooohhhh...

by Robert J. Melrose June 10, 2003

Vagina Tentacles

The long, spindly hairs that hang down from a dog's vagina, usually crusty in texture.

ZOMG! your dog's vagina tentacles just rubbed my neck!

by CooterLoofa March 6, 2011

testicle

Colorful frozen confection on a stick made from semen

"Gimme a hot dog and two testicles to go"

by Dick Fondla April 28, 2003

Lovey Dovey Tentacle Monsters in a Cup

The last time I had a definition for this word it was 400,000 years ago.

The Lovey Dovey Tentacle Monsters in a Cup were not always tentacle monsters. Oh sorry, yeah they were. But they were not always in a cup. They were once mortal enemies in outer space in their space pods. They pod battled for supremacy. When they decided that was boring they would pod race, like in episode one. God, I hate that kid who plays Anakin. Little kids dont all suck at acting. Get one that knows how to deliver a line. But that little turd did not ruin it for me so its all good. He could never bring down a juggernaut like Star Wars. Speaking of Juggernaut, have you seen the new X-MEN movie? I haven't yet, but I have heard really good things. Anyway, the tentacle monster is in some plastic cup at a wedding or some shit. I dont know.

by Whats in it for me, Bender? July 6, 2011