The Tennis Man

The tennis man is a guy that has no duck but is replaced with a tennis racket, he roams the Oneida high school tennis courts at 12:00 pm, we will most likely try to take your anal virginity(he mostly fails)

“Bro I had a run in with The Tennis Man, he almost got me”
“Hey that happened to me last Tuesday”

by The_Imaginner May 21, 2022

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tennis ball tits

A person (usually a woman) who has small boobs. But, the boobs are near-perfect spheres.

John: Dude check out that girl over there!
Gabe: Yeah dude, her boobs are perfectly baseball shaped! Small, but yet very round and curve perfectly!
John: Yeah, they’re almost like tennis balls.
Gabe: So THAT’S why she called “tennis ball tits”?

by S0lari0us June 9, 2023

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The Dirty Tenni

The Dirty Tenni

When a bloke anally penetrates a woman with his penis whilst also vaginally penetrating her with his fist. Then proceeds to masturbate himself through the thin lining between the womans anus and vagina...

Nathan sat and watched as his wife received The Dirty Tenni from behind.

by Hill8illyBrenno September 1, 2022

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Capitalist tennis

Where two tennis players start on an 'even footing', and the strongest player serves first. Each time the weakest player loses a game, they have to down a double gin & tonic, thus progressively getting weaker.

Maria and Michael played capitalist tennis yesterday, Maria ended up losing and was very drunk by the end!

by RandyRhoads84 June 4, 2024

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fag tennis

Dudes who are more into their friends than anything else.
At some point the begin to experiment with fag tennis.
Kissing, touchy and grouping.
There is usually an abused pretty boy or idiot who starts this with his broes.

The pretty boy from Austria and Switzerland banged one of his friends after playing fag tennis.

by sinrlifemattrs September 5, 2025

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