Axis Tennis match

Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass and pass a BOP bolt back and forth using only their Anal muscles until one person can’t pass it no more. That person must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear the bolt until they successfully change rams and pressure test a 10 k BOP.

Mark : Hey Kevin what’s wrong with you today?

Kevin : My dick fell off because Grant won the Axis Tennis Match!

by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023

Axis Tennis Match

Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass while passing a BOP bolt using only their anal muscles until one of the players can’t pass the any longer. The loser must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear it until they successfully change rams and test a 10k BOP.

Neither of us wanted to change rams so we had an Axis Tennis Match to settle it!

by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023

Capitalist tennis

Where two tennis players start on an 'even footing', and the strongest player serves first. Each time the weakest player loses a game, they have to down a double gin & tonic, thus progressively getting weaker.

Maria and Michael played capitalist tennis yesterday, Maria ended up losing and was very drunk by the end!

by RandyRhoads84 June 4, 2024

Wet Tennis

Sex where the participants are both loud and sweaty.

I hope we didn’t keep you up last night, we enjoy playing wet tennis when camping in a ten.

After our first doubles match John told me he only wants to play one on one wet tennis from now on.

by renegadeshurpaofjazz July 8, 2024

Tennis Boat

(SPOILERS FOR RDR2)
In one of the endings for Red Dead Redemption 2 (Specifically helping John with Low Honor) Arthur gets into a fight and is eventually shot by a former member of the gang, Micah. During this sequence, Micah will say *Damn you!" and Arthur will reply with *Damn us both!". The way Arthur says "Damn us both" sounds like "Tennis Boat" which eventually became a meme.

Micah: "You're not better than me, Morgan!"
Arthur: "Whatever you say, you fool!"
Micah: "Damn you!"
Arthur: "TENNIS BOAT!"
*Arthur dies*

by Idfkyoupickone April 14, 2025

Tenacious Tennis Bennis

A somewhat unusual nickname for someone who may resemble a tennis ball. Bonus points for the tennis ball-like individual if they also are friends with someone who may resemble a golf ball, likes to invent things, and says "Awww, okay......." a lot. The individual receiving the nickname does not actually need to be tenacious, ironically.

Nickel: Whatcha doing here, Tenacious Tennis Bennis?
Tennis Ball: Horrendous nickname.
The OSC probably: doomed yaoi 😔

by HankBoiWasTaken May 23, 2025

Lexington Table Tennis Massacre

In a stunning upset at the 2025 Lexington Table Tennis Amateur Finals, underdog Devin shocked the crowd and toppled reigning champion Blake, handing the favorite his first and only loss of the season to finish with a 27–1 record. Known more for his erratic play than consistency, Devin brought relentless intensity and razor-sharp focus to dismantle Blake’s trademark defensive strategy, winning 27 games in a dramaticbbeat-down fashion. Each blistering rally and improbable return chipped away at Blake’s composure, turning what was expected to be a routine coronation into a gritty, unforgettable battle. The tournament ended not with the underdog’s defeat, but with the downfall of a near-perfect titan—and the rise of a new champion forged in chaos.

Did you hear about the Lexington Table Tennis Massacre of 2025?

I did! But I also heard Blake paid stupid money to get the footage and results scrubbed from the internet.

by dadboddev June 2, 2025