The ditch-like trough between the columella of the nose and the middle of the upper lip. Anatomically known as the philtrum.
by seerowdy January 10, 2014

When you wipe your ass and the toilet paper stacks up so high that it tickles your ass and balls when you flush
by johnnydigher April 7, 2015

When your dick and balls are sweating hard as fuck so your taint is sweating as well, thus begins a mix to create a stew like brew that smells of old sweaty gym socks, sweaty earring backs, and sweaty testicles.
by 12Soft June 15, 2014

A crusty, rancid, solid or semi-solid deposit left usually on the front rim of a toilet seat. This is usually caused by a person who does not properly or adequately wash the space between their genitalia and anus (i.e. "taint") and, hence, the residue from said area is smeared across the seat and incubated (or "caked") onto the seat so badly that usually a vigorous scrubbing is needed to remove the viscous substance.
"Holy freaking God, Chris needs to wash his under-carriage. Just look at that taint cake he left on the seat."
by Crashmanshibby March 29, 2007

The female version of the blumpkin: the act of tongue bathing a vagina while the lucky lady is dropping a duece.
"Dude, Keyvin gave his girl a tainted curtain last night!!"
"That tainted curtain was the greatest thing that ever happened to our relationship!"
"That tainted curtain was the greatest thing that ever happened to our relationship!"
by Caseman Korpulala May 19, 2006

The section between a fat chicks stank clam and her taint. It generally is always sweaty and stank cause she has a hard time reaching those spots.
by killdtheone1 August 3, 2010

Man, no matter how hard I try, I can’t shake this Ghost Taint!
I sharted earlier and now I have wicked Ghost Taint!
I sharted earlier and now I have wicked Ghost Taint!
by Mr. Bu Grundy June 16, 2010
