turd nudger

someone that is gay, aka nudges other boys turds.

'that boy is such a turd nudger'

by harri_ February 4, 2009

Worthless Turd

A piece of feces holding no tangible value.

"Are you going to take that poop out of the toilet?"
"No, it is a worthless turd."

"Hey Aiden, Are you going to take that poop out of the toilet?"
"No, Guadalupe, it is a worthless turd."

by Mr. Emery April 23, 2015

underscore turd

A pathetic piece of crap with an unexplained hatred towards shoes, a moronic creature whose mother's wife's father's husband is homosexual. He can't do anything right and constantly relies on ChatGPT.

That loser is such an underscore turd

by Glas²wegian June 27, 2023

Turd Willy

its a cock covered in shit.

oh, Ben, you made me get a turd willy from that intense anal sex

by australian correspondant December 10, 2006

river turding

A slang term for the ever popular choice of river rats everywhere: to take a dump in the quickly moving river waters rather than having to dig a shit-hole when nature calls.

My dear, river turding is the most hygienic choice, it’s nature’s perfect toilet and it flushes itself; those downstream may not like it but often they can see ‘em coming!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

turd pussy

The highest order of Choad. One who's such a boner, they've transcended mere turd-hood. A syphilitic hemorrhoid on a dick's pussy's anus!

"Look at that asshole with the faux-hawk, what a turd pussy!"

by Barf-tholomew Bonerpants April 13, 2010

turd town

The town where turds dwell, (in your ass)

"I'm gonna park the beef bus in turd town". (i am going to make intercourse with your anus)

by peteypablo204 December 5, 2009