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squimish toots

I drilled Lauren in the ass the other night and she had squimish toots later on
by Texas2step July 21, 2017
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cracker-toot

White people that are cracked out on meth or crank.
That cracker-toot was hiding in my backyard when the police came looking for them.
by Carmenkcruea October 15, 2021
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Peruvian Honk-Toot

The sexual act of sneezing and consequently sharting on the male genitalia during full-penetration anal intercourse. A Peruvian Honk-Toot does not have to be intentional, nor is it exclusive to same-sex intercourse. However, the act must occur during penetration, or else it does not fit the definition. In some cases, couples will purposefully tickle the receptive partner's nose with a feather or some other object to elicit a Peruvian Honk-Toot for sexual gratification.
Jessica gave me a Peruvian Honk-Toot during butt stuff yesterday— Gross! I dumped her shortly after.
by DankDefinitions568 January 12, 2024
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Re-tooted

Re-tooted is the action of farting simultaneously one after another
"I just re-tooted like 7 times"
by Mt824 February 19, 2018
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Tooted and Booted

To take of another person's pants, spit in their ass then leave them with their pants down.
Yo Dawg, I swear I got tooted and booted last night.
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Jia toot wei

A soso nub Who always thinks he is great at Counter Strike But sucks at everything including having sex
by YEAR7A Ismah the nub August 23, 2018
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poota toot

1. Someone who likes to just let some serious air go.
2. A name when you give your friend when he/she farts continuously
1. Wow that girl over there is such a poota toot
2. I always call my friend a poota toot.
by ItsJustMeSally December 10, 2017
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