flat tire

A person who is boring, a downer.

His date was such a flat tire that he snuck out the back door and ditched her at the restaurant.

by Libertine October 02, 2005

flat tire

In poker, a hand that needs a jack to improve.

"If I don't get a jack on the river, my straight's gonna be a flat tire."

by Coell May 13, 2005

tired-core

being hella ultra sleepy

man dude i stayed up on the computer sending in things to urbandictionary.com and im so tired-core

by Kregg October 16, 2003

flat tire

when a girl sits down and her stomach's rolls look like a flat tire

damn look at that fat bitch's flat tire!

by Tin January 26, 2004

Re-tired

The phenomenom in which a person is inexplicably alert upon waking but soon falls into a sleepy stupor.

This morning I woke up 30 mins before the alarm and was so alert that I could not fall back asleep and now...
I am so re-tired i will need a caffine enema to make it to lunch.

by Schneppleupagus October 05, 2010

philly-tire

a car driving around the streets of philadelphia on a flat tire because the driver is too lazy or too drunk to get out and change it. one knows it by the sound of "ba dunk ba dunk ba dunk ka dunk ka dunk a dunk..."

" hey, check out rocky over there driving around on a philly-tire. he's a real hoagie-head. "

by johnny strang April 05, 2006

Tired wolf

Your parents and elders under 65 always loving always stressed

What colour is that tired wolfs hair?

by Cody5050 January 17, 2022