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PERSON 1: i'm going to the beach on saturday.
PERSON 2: you're going to have to buy some new thongs.
by scariscoolig December 7, 2022
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Thong

Australian slang word for sandals. Usually insights childish giggles from ignorant foreigners.
My mate wears black thongs to the beach.
by RegrettableEverything October 6, 2023
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Thong Li

Sexiest and the most gay-est in class, mostly attracted to boys due to tons of rejection from girls, is very gay when playing games
Friends: Guy's there's a Thong Li in our class.
by HorseChip November 21, 2021
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training thong

a pair of underwear that covers only a little bit of cheek, exposing most of the butt, but without being a full thong. used for when people want to get new victoria secret underwear without having their mothers question it.
“I got underwear from VS but it barely covers anything, it’s a training thong.”
by abcdefgiloveyou November 29, 2021
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Thong Day

October 19th, It is wear a thong day, all lady’s must wear a thong and show a guy that your wearing a thong.
Guy: “Today’s thong day, show me you wearing it
Girl: “Ok hear you go”

(Shows guys thong)
Guy: “Ok I believe you”
(Guy licks his lips)
Girl: (whispers in ear) “ I could not be wearing one if you meet me in the bathroom in 10”
by Rude Gernreich October 19, 2019
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donald thong

This is the formal definition of what former president aka the loser of the United States wears as underwear. A purple thong with lace that goes all the way up his ass. It has many skid-marks and smells like absolute shit, just like Donald Trumps racist self :)
"I think Stacy started wearing Donald Thongs, it would make more sense as to why she started being so uptight and annoying"
by joey bugsville November 10, 2020
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Thong Bite

The small rash or irritated skin on (or around) your butt crack that occurs from sleeping while wearing a thong, and having the fabric rub incessantly against your skin in your sleep. *This can sometimes create itchy irritated skin called a thong bite*
“I shouldn’t have fallen asleep still wearing my jeans last night, I woke up with thong bite and now my a*s crack itches like crazy!”
by BUnBitCH December 30, 2020
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