Thigh Baby

A "Thigh Baby" acures when a male "pulls out" before ejaculating and the "left-overs" get on her thigh. Then by accident, or on purpose, some sperm gets into the vaginal area. Affect of this being a baby. This also explains that some virgins can get pregnant, if under the right curcumstances.

Brad: I don't know what happended, I pulled out but she still got pregnent.
Josh: Looks like you got a thigh baby, that sucks.

by Justin1261 May 26, 2008

Theshane

is the best person in the world. Can't be beat in anything. The next ceo of apple. This person will be your boss. Most awesome person ever. At first he might seem like a nerd, but don't bully him because he will get all of the girls.

Theshane is awesome

by uafhiufhiuaefhuiefefyifyiasuey November 21, 2013

montana thigh master

when the male shits onto the womans inner thigh and the woman smacks her thighs together causing the shit to go everywhere. she will continue to work out for 30 minutes three times a week.

Erma did you try that montana thigh master?

"My thighs look great but the stench is worth it", exclaimed Florence.

by shyt stain mcgee August 17, 2010

theshortbus

THE channel on IRC. Plagued by the likes of SkiLLz`. No Shwaggies allowed either.

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by SeXistenZi November 29, 2003

thigh slap

the common term that refers to a female slapping another person by the closing of her thighs suddenly and rapidly

Last night I ate my best friend's girlfriend pussy out so well, she did a thigh slap in the middle of the whole thing.

by E oxnard July 6, 2010

Thigh Pie

A delicious dish consisting of a tender pastry and filling (as of fruit or meat). Often enjoyed in accompanyment of a hearty serving of pork sword on the side.

"What that you say? You'd like me to bring you a delicious serving of thigh pie to go with that gigantic pork sword side dish? Are your sure your appetite is large enough for such a robust meal?"

by fatbrain June 9, 2003

thigh job

When a women too large to get on her knees places your member between her thighs and wiggles

Mary gave Jim a thigh job last night. I was watching through the window.

by Dan October 16, 2003