corporate america voice

The voice that you use with customers/clients in the workplace. It's always amicable, with heavy use of upward inflections. The term was coined by Donnell Rawlings in his comedy act "From Ashy to Classy".
Say you work at a pizza place, and you're pissed off. Then a customer calls. Despite your anger, you will talk to that customer with an upward inflection, kiss their ass, and be almost overly friendly. The call ends. You've just utilized your corporate america voice. You can now go back to being grouchy, saying mean things about the customers who deserve it, and swearing profusely.
by R. Cal May 21, 2012
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Front seat voices

when people in the front of a car talk just loud enough that they can hear one another but too quietly for those in the back to hear. effect is added to by music in a car generally being louder when sitting in the back.
#1
Dave: Hey Fred, how was your car journey here?

Fred: Absolute crap, Matt and Greg sat in the front and used front seat voices all the way here, I couldn't hear a thing!

#2
Mum: How are we going to discuss directions to the theatre without my mother being a back seat driver?

Dad: Don't worry, just turn up the radio and use front seat voices.
by Orange2 August 7, 2010
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three-ball voice

Someone with a very deep voice.
You want to hear someone with a three-ball voice? Check out James Earl Jones as Darth Vader!
by Mexilicious March 6, 2008
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hot potato voice

the way you sound when you have tonssiltis
you soundin' like a hot potato voice innnnnnit
by azzaboyooo October 18, 2008
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automated voice fucker

the annoying computerized voice at the other end of the phone when calling a hotline or helpline; sometimes accompanied with incessant soft rock music like Michael Bolton
That automated voice fucker just told me to go fuck myself!
I needed to know how to program my VCR and all I got was this automated voice fucker! Hoozah!
by BadDewd April 4, 2003
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raise your voice

1) A movie starring Hilary Duff where she "succeeds" in the music world by her "great" and "talented" voice.

2) Something I'd gladly wipe my ass with.
"I just slit my wrists to Raise Your Voice."
by Heather January 3, 2005
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big boy voice

A term people use to either make fun of someone when they talk too quietly or to make a point about someone's speech pattern.
Some Guy 1: "I can't hear a word he's saying!"

Some Guy 2: "Yeah! C'mon, Dan! Use your big boy voice!"

OR

Some Girl 1: "Did you hear how he was talking?"

Some Girl 2: "Yeah, he was so using a big boy voice."

Some Girl 1: "Ha, and he's only thirteen!"
by Non-Supercilious October 24, 2009
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