toad

a small creature that lives on the moon. Often visits earth to eat. If you ever see one in person, you likely wont be able to tell the tale.

have you heard about the toad that killed Jerry?

by XxBlueEyesGodTTVxX December 15, 2021

Whole Fucking Toad

W.F.T.- acronym for Whole Fucking Toad.
Description of toad in low light scenario used by a hormone driven pregnant woman after devouring a slab of ribs.

Out of nowhere Rosie asks, "is that a whole fucking toad?"

by Ringo0713 July 5, 2021

toad

its a thic cute boi

Thats a toad

by loltrollhasatoll February 9, 2023

Toad

The most annoying character in the universe

Toad: *toad sounds*
Everyone: could you please just shut up?

by Garlic bread man September 17, 2020

Imploding toad

Is a significant other who uses pregnancy as an excuse for EVERYTHING...to include

* being rude, mean and abusive to all she comes in contact with
*blocks you on facebook everyother day
* break up with you every 10 minutes...then somehow making it your fault
*pregnancy is the cause of all actions, none of said actions were caused by her
*soul eater
*causes FLASHBACKS to middle and high school
*headaches
*nausea
*anxiety
* ........

RX:
RUN AND NEVER LOOK BACK

You need to dump that girl who is no good for your health, she is an imploding toad.

by Sunshinegrl July 13, 2017

Toad suck

When you suck the life force out of the classic children's book Frog and Toad, and it makes you more powerful than even Thanos himself

I will commit toad suck and become the all father of the entire universe

by Romoboi May 31, 2019

toad

Totally optimistic and down.

"The concert next week is supposed to be amazing, wanna go?"

"For sure! Im toad!"

by ProfessorOakland August 26, 2017